The average American male video #1

Find out what he's really thinking.

• Category

  Comedy

[bserusha]

Okay women sometimes need time to have sex and want to take it slow, and a lot of men respect that and wait. The L-word is something that men need to kind of wait in order to say and women should respect that. I mean better to wait and say it for real then to say it in moments like this video and not mean it right?

[chibosa]

The proper answer to "I love you" is  "I know". Followed by a smile and a kiss. And sex.

[JayGatsbyOdysseus]

I read this book. I am not a great reader. It took me six months to read Ulysses by James Joyce. However, I read The Average American Male in two sittings. It is a fast read. I liked the stores. Still, I need something a little deeper to really satisify me. I found the book Small Town Bachelor Expanded Version. A friend gave me a copy. It has all the sexual conquests with some of the deepest questions I have ever pondered. Imagine reading Zen and the Art of MotocycleMaintenancew hookers

[Murderwar McStabNKill]

best book ever. i give it to my girlfriends to read it whenever they want to talk to me or whatever. answers everything. now i can sleep. no love required.

[endersgame55]

Wow, touchy.

[j00jy]

Actually I am doing comedy professionally and I do have a team of writers providing me material. Unfortunately I did forget about the little people on my cock rocket ship to the top but you sure did put me in my place....

You reminded me that there are effeminate pansy asses like you all over this world that can't take a joke and need someone to wipe their ass and pat them on the back or they get all butt hurt. Thank you for the reminder! I sure hope you grow a pair someday.

[endersgame55]

Wow, a gay joke. Know what's funny about that? It's so original. Also, mature. Amazing, really. Just amazing. Did you come up with that all by yourself, or does a team of writers provide your material? Because that was just amazing. I hope you're doing comedy professionally. I'd hate for all this talent to go to waste. Go, live the dream, seize the day. Just don't forget about us little people on your rocket ride to the top.

[j00jy]

So have you told your parents yet?

Don't make a big deal out of it. They probably knew all along that you were gay.

[redsoxfan1984]

One of the funniest books I've ever read. BUY IT!

[endersgame55]

Well, that was crass and stupid. If this is the average American male, I'm happy to be non-average.