(I need a Piss right now) B.o.B. ft hayley williams, 'airplanes' parody.

B.o.B. ft hayley williams, 'airplanes' parody. Entitled 'I need a piss right now' VX220na style.

Lyrics as follows..

CHORUS
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HE CAN'T DISGUISE THAT WET STAIN
JUST BY HIS FLIES
IT'S NO SUPRISE
THAT HE COULD REALLY USE A PISS RIGHT NOW
PISS RIGHT NOW
PISS RIGHT NOW
HE CAN'T DISGUISE THAT WET STAIN
JUST BY HIS FLIES
IT'S NO SUPRISE
THAT HE COULD REALLY USE A PISS RIGHT NOW
PISS RIGHT NOW
PISS RIGHT NOW

WE'RE ALL OFF TO BLACKPOOL
ON THE LADS COACH TRIP
WE CRACKED THE CANS AN HOUR AGO
BUT NOW THERE'S A BLIP

COS AFTER ALL THE DRINKING,
THE CARDS AND THE CHATTING
ME BLADDER IS FULL
AND ME LEGS I AM PLATTING

SO I TRIED TO FILL A BOTTLE
BUT ME KNOB WOULDNT FIT IN
IT WENT DOWN ME LEG
AND ON ME SEAT THAT IM SITTING

SO NOW IM SAT STARING
AT THE DAMP PATCH IN ME LAP
I MIGHT SWAP SEATS
BEFORE KEV COMES BACK

HOW LONG TILL WE STOP
I SHOUT AT THE DRIVER
I NEED TO SHOVE ME JEANS
UNDER A HAND DRYER

I'M GONNA FUCKING SMELL
LIKE A OLD FOLKS HOME




WHAT A BLOODY MESS




AND WE'VE ONLY JUST GOT GOING

SO WET STAINS, DOWN ME JEANS, WHAT A STATE
I NEED A PISS BADLY AS IM STARTING TO ACHE
IF I DON'T MAKE IT TO A BOG SOON, IM GONNA PASS OUT
COME ON DRIVER, NEED A PISS RIGHT NOW

CHORUS
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WE MAKE IT TO THE SERVICES
I'M BAD AS A DOG
I JUMP OUT THE COACH,
AND I HOBBLE TO THE BOG
BUT IT DOESNT QUITE GO
LIKE I WAS HOPING
I LET MYSELF GO
AND THE FLOODGATES OPEN

ME FLIES DONE UP,
THE PISS FLOWS DOWN
INSIDE ME JEANS
RIGHT TO THE GROUND

I JUST SQUELCH BACK
TO THE COACH FULL OF LADS
FOR THE REST OF THE JOURNEY
SIT ON CARRIER BAGS

WE ARRIVE AT BLACKPOOL,
STRAIGHT OFF TO THE PUB
JEANS NOW DRY
BUT NOT SMELLING TOO GOOD

A FEW PINTS DOWN
AND I NEED TO PAY A VISIT
PUB PACKED, NEED THE LAV, WHERE IS IT?
I FEEL A LITTLE DRIBBLE LEAK DOWN ME THIGH
AS I MADLY SEARCH FOR A TOILET SIGN

TOO LATE WAS THE CRY,
TOO PISSED TO CARE
I JUST LET IT GO THEN AND THERE

(c) leetube.co.uk 2010

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• vx220na
• ugly
• slapper
• bob
• bobby
• ray
• airplanes
• hayley
• williams
• paramore
• b.o.b
• parody
• comedy
• piss
• in
• pants

[samon95]

this is also legendary :D

[vx220na]

@samon95  /me bows. ;)

[eas17dale]

haha this is so funny. we've all been there

[vx220na]

@eas17dale From experience. ;)

[iSkyth]

You are bloody tops mate, I always laugh my ass off at your songs.

Thumbs up every time. (And I clicked it extra hard for the Stella can at the start.)

[vx220na]

@iSkyth I felt the extra hard click. NICE ONE ISKY. :)

[wolowok]

u need to find a way to get more popular your vids are pure class

[dropzoneking]

fucking fantastic cilla i can even forgive u for being a quaker lulz

[EpicBlox]

Ginger :3

[Czhanjeem]

whos the girl?

[PLEDGEY]

I can totally relate to this.......Spot on!.

[TheAQaccounts]

is this u singing??

[figglefro]

THIS SUCKS BALLS

[carbonrocket]

Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant.

[thepizaboy98s]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha aha ha ha ha ah  ha ha ha ha ha han ah ha classic

[thepizaboy98s]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha aha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha han ah ha

[qtmmatrix1]

Good one!!!!

[danixrrawr]

Akward Gingers. O.o