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Uploaded on Dec 4, 2007

Tom Cruise wants you to suck his big fag fucking sausaaaaage-ah

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  • kaosstar

    kaosstar 4 years ago

    Haha. What movie are those clips from?

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  • epsilonminus

    epsilonminus 4 years ago

    Magnolia

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  • ChuckUFarlie333

    ChuckUFarlie333 4 years ago

    THANK YOU SO MUCH! I'm a sad, sick man with major depression and I can honestly say this vid made me smile for a little while. THANK YOU!

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  • Oscar301

    Oscar301 3 years ago

    this is not long enough, if you pardon the pun

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  • Bruno Pizarro

    Bruno Pizarro 1 month ago

    ... The cock

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  • beesave

    beesave 7 months ago

    its big FAT fucking sausage

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  • izidor

    izidor 9 months ago

    suck my big fat fucking sausage-ah loool

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  • Ernest Gaglione

    Ernest Gaglione 10 months ago

    Indeed

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  • TheDreReichDude

    TheDreReichDude 1 year ago

    And of course Julianne Moore was in this. She's in fucking EVERYTHING!!

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  • CooRo Anima

    CooRo Anima 1 year ago

    I came from SW.

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  • PaulyH1987

    PaulyH1987 1 year ago

    I like tom cruise now

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  • oOleonard

    oOleonard 1 year ago

    tame it, tame it, TAME THE CUNT!!

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  • SeductionMyth

    SeductionMyth 1 year ago

    whats even scarier is that a lot of people (even mainstream media) believe that seduction actually works! There is more logic in the phrase "respect the cock" than in what PUAs teach nowadays... no scientific evidence, just website testimonials, but hell everyone just assumed it works (even feminists!)

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  • maddash24seven

    maddash24seven 1 year ago

    What's scary is I just think this is Tom Cruise portraying himself on screen o_O

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