Drums For Sale - Testes Optional

I started thinking about an upcoming divorce. What would happen to the drums? They may have contributed to the upcoming court proceedings but that certainly won't stop certain vindictive aggreieved parties from trying to take them as trophies. Better to get rid of them while they can still be turned into beer.

Because whenever a marriage is going south, the only true statement that we can all cling to like a dinghy in a hurricane is that beer can only make things better.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• drums
• divorce
• humor
• beer
• zildjian
• viagara
• nazi

[drumsbykevin]

you and those drums are terrible! lol what happened with the wife? caught u screwin around?

[nauticalbear]

No - I just got caught making dumb comments on a stranger's Facebook page. Turns out no one likes you if you show your ass.

[joelivan619]

@nauticalbear dud thats messed up sorry about the divorce u are better than her and asome drums

[nauticalbear]

@joelivan619 Thanks for the nice comment. They really were good drums, and I'd have preferred to keep them. They did get purchased by a professional drummer in Nashville who is using them to make music & support his family. I rather like that; they're being well-used by a good guy with some pretty good chops. My new girlfriend likes my guitar playing, so I've been spending a lot of time with her & my Dean guitar. I've got some of those videos posted, too.

[nauticalbear]

@joelivan619 Thanks for the very kind words. They were purchased by a professional musician in Nashville who is using them to put food on his family's table, and that's not too bad.

I've moved to S. Florida, now, and my new girlfriend loves my guitar playing. I've got a few videos posted, and I spend most of my time with her when I'm not out of the country we spend a lot of time working out the kinks on my old Dean.

Click on 'NauticalBear' and you can see my guitar posts.

[nauticalbear]

No. If/WHen they sell, it must be as a set.

[quinton22fun]

how much

[JohnInder]

sounds like a bumble bee

[XxXchonny52XxX]

give u $155 for it

[OotieV]

how much

[1050878]

how much