Gay Jesus??? How To Stay In The Closet #4 WWJD

This satiric and sarcastic view on homophobia is much less of a swipe at Christianity, but more a commentary on how people choose to interpret verses to suit their own selfish needs. How people have one rule for one, and another for others. Hypocrites, the ignorant and those who blindly follow without educating themselves and use such teachings to preach are people who I feel truly sorry for. If nothing else, have fun and smile! Oh, maybe chill out as well. It's a short life, live it!!!
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SCRIPT:
How to Stay in the closet #4
WWJD
Welcome to part four of your de-nancification
Are you a man yet -- or is there more mince to rinse? Who me?
At this stage in the program, if you're still having problems manning up
Then we would ask you to think -- what would Jesus do?
Get twelve guys to follow you around
Create a fabulous meal for five thousand--
Allow your man friends to rest on your breast.
Walk on water
Spend the night with a scantily clad boy
Befriend a prostitute, but don't sleep with her -- that top is fierce
Or simply ask one of your two dads for advice
Here at seeing straight, we see Jesus as the whitest, most straight acting, English speaking person we know!
After all Nothing says hetero more than robes and sandals!
This message had been endorsed by bigots from around the world.
John 14:11 "Believe me when I say that I am in the Father and the Father is in me..."

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[JReed357]

Lol i cant stop laughing man xD

[Beau1618]

@JReed357 :o)

[KaptainKuantum]

1000 'lol's upon you; great vid!

[Beau1618]

@KaptainKuantum Cheers dude!

[ClaudetteRoxx]

lol. This vid is awesome!

[Beau1618]

@ClaudetteRoxx :)

[MrRavensshadow]

lol i know that was a joke but im a hurt gay lol

[Beau1618]

@MilitantPeaceist te he he - quite right! x

[Beau1618]

@MilitantPeaceist te he he

[Beau1618]

@djcatiaa No. I'm far too busy being fabulous! Why not take a look at how Christian you're being before you judge others - oh, wait, was that another commandment you broke....?

[djcatiaa]

KILL YOUR OLD SELF AND FIND YOUR HETERO LIFE ITS WHAT JESUS SAYS

[DevilWomanCake]

Great video, just one thing, Mary Magdalene wasn't a prostitute, she often gets confused with the prostitute who was about to get stoned to death.

Peace. :)