Four Yorkshiremen
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29 hours a day... I won't believe that
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Slackers
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Sounds like texans.
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Sounds like something me dad would bloody say
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at least he got to stay in the grave. When I was a sperm in my dad's nut me and my 1 million brothers and sisters had to make ourselves into humans, eat a handful of cold smog, and slither to the factory to collect the lye for our bathing water. Then we would come hime and our dad would behead us, eat our eyeballs, bury us in the lye and make us live again the next morning..and that was christmas!
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this was brilliant.
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@Knepperify1 We were the ones who had it hard.
We used to get up at 12pm every day 12 hours before went to bed, my 6,000 zombified brothers and I. We had to clean out a nuclear reactor cooling tower with our tongues every day, 72 hours a day and crawl on our hands and knees all the way from New York to Houston to pay the plant owner the privilege of working 55 hours a day in the plant, and when we got home, our dad would disembowel us and use our intestines for jump rope.
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@doqille lux- no wait i can't top that
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they all had it easy!!
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@JustSomePerson888 if you try telling the young people of today, that... and they won't believe you.
'cardboard box?' - luxury!
kiuhy8 7 months ago 22
I used to get out of bed every morning... oh shit... I'm still doing it...
Physhead 7 months ago 21