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==Halo 3 Remix to Eminem's 'The Way I Am'==
[Link to MP3] http://www.mediafire.com/?dtpkxtzctjduebt
LYRICS
I sit back with this pack of new Halo 3 maps
and this need to partake in a long killing spree
I'm the meanest MC in this -- in this game
it's insane I've been matched with a match so half-assed
and just work these teen twerps six feet under the dirt
and it hurts go berserk watch me do all the work
all these kills, I'm just ill, slowly break down your will
there's no end to my skill of course until i get killed
and at least I can rest again peacefully
but at least have the decency in you
to not boot me out, when I turn your lights out
you got in my way, so sorry i'll say
my first betrayal of the day
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a motherfuking thing
I'm not Mr. MLG, I'm here just for fun see
I'm not Mr. Bungie, don't want to, will never be
If you hump me my rage will grow deadly
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm sticking you squarely.. in the face
Ain't no race, to the end, this is slayer my friend
go call all your buddies up, send me an invite
I'll join and enjoy slaughtering your whole crew
I'm tired of owning you
I don't mean to be mean but I hate your whole god damned team

And I am, deserving of a Halo ban
matchmaking ain't ready for my Halo clan
at the end of the game all the kids say damn
he's only stopped by a Halo ban

Sometimes I just feel like a martyr, Halo's Holy Father
with all of this nonsense these contests
and, "Oh, I need recon" These kids need to be gone
even more all the one's who treat 50's like leaders
it's an imaginary rank in Halo 3
and it blows me away how all these kids go crazy
Its all just a joke to me
so I point my gun at 'em, but not the Snipe or SMG
Or the A or BR, I charge the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the noobshit they pull, noobs what I call all of you
watch me assasinate you, I'm red team, you're blue
and the game ends that way... better watch your back
where's you're whole team at? Just asking please fight back
Middle of the map, that's where I'll be at
Oh it's so sad you cheat, an utter tragedy
Having this happenin'
La-la-laggin' me out cause I play this way
But I'm glad cause this feeds me the fuel that I need for the fire
to burn and it's burnin' and I have returned

I'm so sick and tired of being on fire
That I wish my level couldn't go any higher
And stopped from being able to turn the games tables
Cut my ethernet cable to end all this pain
Halo 3 probation, Halo 3 sensation
I'm like Eminem dealing with these radio stations
and I just do not got the patience
to deal with these crappy connections of
kids who just cheat, host boot, look up my IP, address its a mess
I'm losing my head
constantly asked the same fucking questions
What does this trigger do, whats your tool of destruction
They why, the who what when, the where, how to crouch
'till I'm grabbing the disc and throwing it out
cause they driving me crazy... I can't fake it
I'm chasing insane this has to be it
and I'm thankful for every kill that I get
but I can't stop and quit, have to prove I'm legit
every waking minute
no i won't join your custom game
I'll just win, doesn't matter what map

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  • Lol nice song your good at rapping and stuff.

  • wow some of these people should not be playing halo.they dont have the right.

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  • i just liek the song :)

  • the people he was playing had to be scrubs... nothing special here at all

  • its set up one of the guys were pink and team slayer, team slayer is only red and blue.

  • i like this song

  • lol one of the gamertags is nosoupforyou33

  • Hey Bro,

    Your amazing, You really deserve recognition for your Content.

    Keep it up : )

  • this reminds me of how I had played Reach and then jumped on H3 for the first time in like 4 or 5 months and I went on a Rampage. 1 kill from perfection, some kid lagged to me.

  • I liked it.

    

  • This deserves WAY more views that this. Excellent vid.

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