Charlie Sheen motorboats MY fiancé!!!!

So Liz and I went to the Fox Theatre in Atlanta on 4.21.11 to see Charlie Sheen's "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show." Comedian Jeff Ross, of Comedy Central Roast fame, came on stage about 1/3 of the way through to roast Charlie and then stayed for the rest of the show to add his own brand of humor to things.

At one point in the show, Jeff Ross asked for 10 audience members to come up to the stage to ask Charlie ANYTHING they wanted, Liz got up and just took off. I had no clue what she was going to say/do. Jeff chose her out of the group, asking for the guards to let "that red head with the big tittes" come up. When Jeff asked for her to come over, she did a twirl with him and then they joked about her sucking dick for Coke.... or Pepsi. :) Then he told her to ask her question and she said, "Charlie.... I would be honored.... if you would motorboat my tits!"

The crowd stood on their feet and went wild as Charlie and Jeff seemed stunned and then talked about it! We heard later that some of the other people who had been asked to come up to the stage were prepped ahead of time with their questions. Don't know if that's true or not, but if it is, I bet they had no clue that someone they didn't prep could come up with what Liz had in mind! Amusingly, while they were talking, the "JAWS" theme started playing (which is awesome, if you know about Liz and sharks!) Charlie finally asked the crowd, "You guys don't REALLY want to see that, do you?!" with a huge smile on his face! The crowd went insane, Charlie grinned again to the camera, handed off his mic to Jeff, face planted right into Liz's sized "H" cleavage and went to town! Afterwards, he hugged her, Jeff gave her a high-five and said, "Now THAT'S the highlight of the whole tour!" Liz walked back to her seat, getting high-fives from almost everyone she passed.

When the show was over, we went up to the stage to see Jeff, and he signed her right breast! When we left the theatre, people kept stopping us to tell her how awesome it was and some asked if they could motorboat her (she said no to them, but let a couple of guys grab one!) A few people even stopped traffic in their cars to say something! After *finally* making it to the end of the block, two dudes from a local radio station, DAVE FM 92.9, came up and interviewed us about it. :)

The best way to describe the night? EPIC WINNING!!!!

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