Spider-Woman - Dracula's Revenge part2
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@Matrix29bear U must be off the mark. How can she want Billy and Jeff to get noobed while falling into the trap herself. She was caught aka as Spiderwoman (her less vulnerable persona at that) by Dracula and his ugly buddy afterall. Seems a flaw in your logic exists.
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As an adult, I view the cartoons of my youth with amusement. The lack of logic is astounding. Modern day cartoons have a much higher level of sophistication and plot.
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One final tidbit to note.
Spider-Woman LEFT Frankenstein's monster, the Werewolf, and Dracula all FREE AS BIRDS. She didn't stop the spread of magical monster green "Vampire Hand Rays", or red "Werewolf Eye Beams", or white "Frankenstein Monster Neck Bolt" beams. All 3 monsters were uncaptured, undestroyed, and quite free to continue their rampage because Jessica Drew and company decided to lark off because "it was all wrapped up" and "there's no such thing as vampires". Good luck Romania.
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So the vulnerability of the Werewolf is "Lunar Cloud Cover". Who knew the UNBREAKABLE CURSE would be solved just by a spot of night-cloudiness which instantly cures all nearby victims (not Billy, of course)? The cure for undead vampirism (and associated Lycantropy) at 8:57 is stuffing Dracula into a wooden box in a wide-open above-ground stone tomb? Who knew? I can see why Billy wears the "0" football Jersey shirt. It explains so very much.
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Dracula has green "Vampire Hand Rays" and the Werewolf gets red "Werewolf Eye Beams". And at 2:46, they unleash Ronald Reagan, how horrible. And Ronald Reagan has neck-bolt beams which turns humans into Reaganite "Flesh Golems".
And the cure, laboratory-grade MOUNTAIN DEW. That explains why it sells so well I guess. It was bewildering that Spider-Woman stopped using the Electromagnetic Grounding Antenna ray before she actually defeated the Reagan-monster she must like Flesh Golems.
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Jessica Drew's "Spider Sense" must be on the Fritz. She let Billy and Jeff enter Dracula's above-ground tomb, when she knew Dracula was gadding about for over 55 hours + 16 minutes (plus more time for the 4 trip delays between New York City and Romania). Or maybe she just secretly desired having Billy and Jeff ripped into bloody chunks by the roaming undead reanimated monsters. Decisions, decisions.
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Why did Jessica drag her dopey guy pals to Dracula's tomb, anyway? I think she wanted them to suffer.
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dracula, werewolf and frankenstein had a threesome together? NOW that is one montrous relationship there!
ahhh the simplicity of Saturday Morning Cartoons. How I miss this.
keinark 3 years ago 6
This is the first I've ever heard of Frankenstein's monster being contagious. Wow.
Jeff and Billy being human again isn't much improvement.
flokatirug 2 years ago 5