Bill Hicks - JFK

I'm not going to prove you wrong - my comment about God killing him was obviously light-hearted, for your information I agree with you 100% I honestly think he was killed by the secret government - you simply need only visit my profile & you would get that feel from me to begin with - I think they probably did give him cancer & everyone would think, "as if! He was a smoker, he died of smoking" but I think that would be so obvious a way to kill him that by being "obvious", it becomes *un*obvious.

well fuck that jealous god then.

go back to sleep... we'll wake you up when it's time!

Priceless.

lee harvey oswald killed JFK, acted alone, there was no mafia or CIA or any of the other asinine theories/daydreams stemming from the imaginations of pathetic losers who desperately want their lives to be a movie

you don't need to watch, you know.

I have an A-level in physics. Conservation of momentum would suggest that this ejection of brain matter would have to have more momentum than a bullet travelling at 2300 feet per second in order to overpower the impact from behind. This would require more kinetic energy than Oswalds rifle. If you're suggesting that JFK's brain can eject itself faster than a rifle can discharge a bullet be my guest.

Autonova

You mean, makes no sense to YOU. Doesn't make you right. You clearly have no understanding of physics. If you watch the Zapruder film of the assassination it is clear that brain matter is ejected out of the front right side of the head. That ejection of matter forced the head (and Kennedy) back and to to the left. Simple physics.

RFK was going after LBJ and the mafia. So LBJ and the mafia had JFK eliminated. Self defense.

Thank you Bill Hicks. Its all solved now. This is what we need comedians for, to solve all our problems. And to comment on how we distract ourselves with mindless entertainment, while he makes his entire living off that fact.