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The Sunburn Song (WARNING for Memorial Day)

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Uploaded by on May 19, 2008

FREE mp3:
http://www.rhettandlink.com/sunburn

Lyrics:
I went to the beach for memorial day
cause memorial day is the time for beach play (yah-uh-ya).
got a towel, got a bucket, got a spot in the sand.
don't got no sunscreen...I got a base-tan
(I already been to the lake man--just last weekend.)

I got me raft that holds a drink on each side.
and I set my self to drift ... in the riptide (in the wind...
you can probably guess where this is going)
4 hours later and a quarter-mile out
I awaken when i hear my girlfriend shout...baby come back,
i don't want to lose you to the seas.

I return. she said you need to put a shirt on
baby, thats not gonna happen
Tshirts at the beach are for old people or husky children
she said look what happens when i touch your skin-
it turns white, then it turns right back red again.
thats just my tan sinking in....but you are right...it is doing that.

i lost track of time!
layin in the sunlight
I, I I, I I hurt
I, I I, I'm sunburnt.

don't touch me. don't touch me. don't touch me--no!
don't touch me or I'm gonna have to kill you.
and it'll hurt me more that it hurts you--cause i'm sunburnt.
I'm either gonna call in sick. or go to work shirtless. do you think my boss will notice if I go to work shirtless?
I'm a bank teller....can you pass the aloe vera?

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  • Rhett and Link have been writing and performing their songs a lot longer than Flight of the Conchords have been around.

    Please stop comparing them. R&L are the original ones.

  • ...and husky children.

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  • fuck sopa if it'll take this away from me.

  • Haha who has mp3's anymore......oh wait i guess a lot of ppl do but um......well uh.... Shut up!

  • This is my favorite of their songs. I couldn't stop smiling.

  • Makes me feel like... a trumpet solo..?! Love these guys! :D

  • not for husky children and old people, but for PHATDIPPERS!

  • wow... i looked this up cuz i need a song for sunburn.... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

  • hooray for captions!

    makin no sense!

  • All in one take. Without editing. Gotta love this guys!

  • fag and pedo

  • ...and get the aloe vera

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