"NEVER. Mock. The Cookie."

Or bad things will happen to you.

.......

.....Did I just upload a Jackie Chan Adventures clip?

.....Gah, I feel so immature now.....

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[JungleEmpress87]

Best. Line. Ever.

Uncle always was the best character.

[PGGreatOak]

1 person mocked the cookie. O_O

[tealtear2]

How could jade swallow a cookie that big?

[TheYuseiFan]

Words of wisdom xD

[CaptSchindler]

HELL YEAH!!! Never mock the cookie.

[gotriceandshrimp]

Can't argue with that shit baby :)

[themangakawolf]

lmao so serious XD

[ShadowsWrath0]

@Shadowserpent95

And finally, there's the manner of pay. You'll be getting none, other than me letting you live longer. You should count yourself lucky, I usually kill people then use Chaos Control to freeze time around their wounds so that they don't die, then blackmail them with their lives into working for me. The fact that you're still alive is a very rare occurance. Be proud of that.

Well, I'm off to go harm the innocent. If I need you, you'll know about it quickly. Bye!

[ShadowsWrath0]

@Shadowserpent95

As for the matter of transport, I'll be picking you up via Chaos Control one of these days. This means that when I decide to collect you, a wormhole will appear wherever you happen to be situated at the time. This will most likely cause mass destruction of the surround area, so make sure that nothing important is within your vincinity.

[ShadowsWrath0]

@Shadowserpent95

With pleasure.

*hands you a broom*

Your first job is to clean up the body of the last person who joined. Or rather, what's left of it. His death was quite messy, if I recall correctly. In fact, I think his heart is still stuck to the ceiling in section 41A. His spleen somehow made it to section 56C. Don't ask me how, I wasn't there. Too busy destroying Canadian Universe #874.

Oh, and say goodbye to your loved ones before you leave. You won't see them again.

[Shadowserpent95]

@ShadowsWrath0 can i join then XD

[ShadowsWrath0]

@JaitsuStudios

Please be advised that the job that you are requesting comes with a 90% mortality rate. Within the first five minutes.

It increases to 100% after a few hours.