The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Sweet Dreams (Are of This)

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[sondlar]

I'm really fucking high and this is hilarious.

[hyenalord]

Does anyone else think that he sounds an awful lot like Jerry Lewis when he does that horrendously creepy kiddie voice?

[tinypepa]

@CCPcakes Tru dat.

[CCPcakes]

@tinypepa That's because he is a child.

[tinypepa]

The best way to attract a woman is to talk down to her in a baby voice as if she is a child.

[SinDawg030]

@BlackTemplar43 just a second, I'll grab the popcorn. You guys can go and get started on the chainsword enemas!

[BlackTemplar43]

@SinDawg030 Us Templars could also manage that!

[SinDawg030]

@BlackTemplar43 I would only trust the Angry Marines with the task of cleansing everything within a mile of the Chandler residence short of an Exterminatus. The Ultramarines would be corrupted (save for Titus)

[BlackTemplar43]

@SinDawg030 So you are calling the Ultramarines, but instead the Angry Marines respond... The vox network may be under daemonic influence...

[SinDawg030]

@ToothpickMcBrainy

HERESY DETECTED . . .

EXECUTING REQUESITION ORDER: ADEPTUS ASTARTES ULTRA . . .

RESPONSE INCOMING . . .

DEPLOYING THE ANGRY MARINES . . .

Semper Iratus

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

@SinDawg030 To those not in the know about WH40K, we probably sound like two schizophrenics riffing off each other.

Oh well.

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!

[SinDawg030]

@ToothpickMcBrainy Blood for the Blood God! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOOOOOD GOOOOOOOD!!!!! RARGHFADLGKJASLHWHAKHADSLJHG!!­!!!!