Listen to Jesus, Jimmy from Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical.
Jesus:
I floated down from Heaven when I heard a lamb had strayed
Look at you here, your brain has turned to marmalade
I'm here to he...
Listen to Jesus, Jimmy from Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical.
Jesus: I floated down from Heaven when I heard a lamb had strayed Look at you here, your brain has turned to marmalade I'm here to help you, Jimmy, and return you to the fold Try filling your lungs with God, and not Jamaican Gold Satan's bold! Loves to lie! Don't reply! Do you wanna make the angels cry?
All: Cry-yi-yi-yi Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!
Jesus: Just say no to the marijuana! (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) This comes straight from the Madonna! (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) I'm the face on the shroud of Turin! (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Do I need to test your urine?
Satan went and conned ya (He conned ya, Jimmy) Mustn't touch his evil ganja (No! No! No! No! No!) Jimmy, don't turn your back on God
All: Dona eis requiem Numquam fumas canibas Aut incendes ibi inferno You'll burn in hell!
Jesus: I've cured a lot of lepers and I've risen from the dead Is that what it's gonna take to get this through your head? If you insist on smoking to indulge those teenage kicks, Soon you'll be floating naked in the river Styx! What a fix! Sulfur pools! Torture tools! Separation from your family jewels!
All: Ramma-lamma! They're gonna cut your ding-dong! Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!
Jesus: Gotta give it up for Lent, boy! (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Or wind up as Satan's rentboy! (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Don't let reefer kick your keister! (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) I'm the poster boy for Easter!
Jimmy, let me see ya (Lemme see ya, Jimmy) Kick the sin and sensimilla (Go! Go! Go! Gotta kick it!) Jimmy, don't turn your back on God
All: For the Lord God omnipotent hateth Marijuana! Marijuana! Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!
Jesus: Thou shalt heed this holy omen! (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Stop indulging like a Roman! (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) All the cherubim say you gotta! (You gotta! Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Trust the man with the stigmata! Jimmy, don't you turn your back on God... On God!
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I just saw this movie for the first time tonight. I just about fell over half way through this scene when I realized Jesus is Freddy "Mr. Downtown" Frederickson from "That Thing You Do!" LMAO!
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