The Life of the Rich and Famous: Part One

*Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in an airplane heading to the United Kingdom*

Angelina:*angery* Why do you have to go all the way to the UK, just so you can see a therapist?
Brad: Because if everyone found out I had problems, real problems, and not just that I'm too hot for myself problems; I would lose all my acting jobs. Then you would have to live in the suburbs!!
Andelina: *gasps* You said suburbs!! *She starts to fan herself.
Brid: I know it's a scarey thought.

TWO HOURS LATER
*Brad is in his therapist office*
Dr.Butter:And tell me why you feel diconnectedted from your wife.
Brad:*Crying* I...just...I don't think she finds me pretty anymore. *Sniffles*
Dr.Butter:What makes you think that?
Brad:Well... she doesn't call me pretty anymore. She use to call me pretty boy.She would say 'Come here pretty boy' and 'Do you want a cracker pretty boy.'
Dr.Butter:Sounds like she thought you were a bird.
Brad:*crying harder* You aren't helping!!

OUTSIDE DR.BUTTER'S OFFICE
*Angelina is pacing on the sidewalk outside of Dr.Butter's office*

Salesman:There's nothing that Slim Fast can't burn off you. Take your beer belly for example. All you have to do...
Angekina:*gaps* Excuse you! But I'm a prefectly healthy PREGNANT lady!!
Salesman:Oh, stop telling lies to make yourself feel better. Just take some of these pills and before long you'll be as thin as a rubber band! And guys will be all over you!
Angelina:For the last time I'm pergnant AND married!!
Salesman:Is that what your doctor told you to say?
Angelina:*fierce* Thats it, anti-fat maniac seller!! * She starts to attack the salesman with a plastic pink flamingo she got from her purse.*

BACK IN DR. BUTTERS OFFICE
*Dr. Butter looks out his window.*
Dr.Butter: It looks like Angelina is being arrested, and... oh poor flamingo she just step oh his head.
Brad:*gasping for air* I... can't... breathe.*He breathes in and out of a brown paper sack*

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• brad
• pitt
• comdey

[scooby205]

thats all

[paremorerox33]

wut do you mean that's all? There's a second part and soon to be third part :)

[RileyRenotv]

Really suckish

[pixie84]

lame