Rice in a Box

Hey kids I got somethin' real important to tell you
So just sit down and listen
hey, you know you've been country not a long long time (not a long time)
since first of October, 1949
(Wooow) your biggest country on this face of the earth (face of this earth)
one child policy says only one birth(one birth)
you use birth control, so you dont have to stop
when it comes to meals you eat your food from a box (your food from a box)
your communist so you have no king
everyone shares everything
literacy is ninety point eight
religion makes the gov irrate.
basketball, volleyball, ping pong weing
your tallest athlete is Yao Ming
Its really fun to do martial arts
like the karate kid

you eat your rice in a box your rice in a box babe
you eat your rice in a box ooooooo, your rice in a box girl
mao was wise enough to know when you need a communism (yeah)
you got the CCP, and now its the major political parrrrrrrrty.
For those of you who want learn about china
Listen to this and youll be fina

1: become a communist
2: shrink five inches
3: order Chinese takeout
And that's the way you do it

rice in a box..(pause)... rice in a box babe
you eat your rice in a box oooooooooooooooooo, your rice in a box girl its
beijing; rice in a box
taijing; rice in a box
shanghai; a rice in a box
everywhere in china you are your rice in a box
climbing the Himalayas rice a box
chairman mao eats his rice in a box
egg rolls go great with rice in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
a rice in a box... rice in a box.rice in a box

Category:

Education

Tags:

• china
• rice
• katie perry

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