America's Got Talent season 6 (2011) PREMIERE / new episode REVIEW for May 31st, 2011. (5/31/11) THIS IS A REVIEW, with no show footage included.
The audition rounds began tonight, and it was a solid first episode.
Team iLuminate and Frank Miles were my favorites of the night, with a spectacular light dancing performance and juggling tasers, in that order.
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NOTABLE AUDITIONS:
Ryan Andreas: A 26 year old singer and pianist that sung "In The Arms Of An Angel", and quickly overcame his nerves.
Vegas Birds: A woman has taught her 20-21 year old parrot how to imitate animal noises and correctly identify which noises the woman is making.
Frank Miles: This crazy 50 year old man juggled three tasers (1,500,000 volts) and then stepped into a tub of water while continuing to juggle.
Miami All-Stars: The 24-strong group impresses the judges with their salsa routine and are told that they are men that dance like men.
SH'Boss Boys: The child rap trio (ages 5-7) won the AGT audience's approval by performing an original rap and really pumping up the crowd.
Primitivo Montoya: The 50-year-old singer and dancer is immediately booed by the audience and receives an 'X' within the first few seconds from Piers before falling off the stage. "OLE OLE OLE OLE, HOT HOT HOT!" is a famous line from his performance.
The Crossed Swords: A husband and wife swordfighting duo that really weren't that good. Watch it only to see Piers and Howie fight with the swords afterwards.
Team iLuminate (ages 25-33) - A dance group specializing in lighting effects along with excellent choreography.
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have you seen my stapler??
ejrosa35 3 weeks ago
@ejrosa35 Another Milton reference!
zebracrunk 3 weeks ago
Have you seen my stapler? because i told, i told Bill, that if they move my desk one more time, then i'm quitting, i'm going to quit. And i told Don too. because they moved my desk four times this year, and i used to be over by the window, and i could see the squirrels, and they were merry. but then they switched from the swingline stapler to the boston stapler but i kept my swingline because it doesn't bind up as much and i kept the staples too.... very nice review Milton
robhartman60 6 months ago 6
@robhartman60 The only Office Space comment I've received that's actually funny. Good job.
zebracrunk 6 months ago
Dude, you should really invest in some video editing software. Secondly, you are creeping on little kids? The hell? And thirdly, stop using "uh" "uhm" etc.
Markt2113 6 months ago
@Markt2113 I have Sony Vegas Platinum 10, but if I were to use it, the rendering + uploading time would keep me busy until 5 in the morning to create a video that barely anyone gives a crap about.
zebracrunk 6 months ago 3