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Uploaded on Nov 14, 2008

Join us on Facebook at http://on.fb.me/itnfb! and Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/itn One-liner king Jimmy Carr lets us in on the shortest joke in the world - a grand total of four words long.

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  • fatdrood

    Dear is the exact opposite of cheap

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  • coder49

    That's not his shortest joke. His shortest joke is "dwarf shortages".

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  • leon karim

    my penis is the shortest joke

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  • Alvo Quinteros

    i liked "dwarf shortage" better xd

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  • TheCasualObservers

    Hey.

    I'm from the UK like Carr.

    To clarify - it is about price.

    Venison's deer (the animal) isn't it.

    Venison's dear (expensive) isn't it.

    Part of the confusion is that the word dear to describe a high price tag isn't used much outside the UK. (Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think Americans use it in that context?)

    And venison is and always has been really dear (expensive) here in the UK.

    Plus venison refers to the meat itself rather than the animal, so wouldn't be described as cute.

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  • robertsjakki

    I dlnt get it wat kinda fuking joke is that

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  • psycho198

    The joke is that he's asking if deer meat(venison) is deer..."venison's deer isn't it?"

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  • llghawal

    i know, i just read the question too fast

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  • Koroistro

    Dear in italian is the opposite of cheap.

    search for " caro " in any dictionary.

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  • Jebediah Krimsoncraftleding

    Dear Chris,

    The sex that I had with your mother, that I paid for, was anything but dear.

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  • R0ESHAMB0E

    nothing to do with price...

    venison's dear (cute), isn't it? (i.e., let's kill and eat this cute thing)

    venison's deer (venison is young deer) isn't it (i.e., factually correct sentence)

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  • Tommy B

    i dont get it

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