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Join us on Facebook at http://on.fb.me/itnfb! and Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/itn One-liner king Jimmy Carr lets us in on the shortest joke in the world - a grand total of four words long.

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  • He said, "Venisons dear isn't it?"

    Venison is a cut of meat from deer (as in bambi!).

    'Dear' is an old fashioned way of saying 'expensive' in England.

  • America

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  • people are hating on this joke on the comments and they think they're being really biting and saritical when they put "america" or "women's rights" or "military intelligence". puns are tired but at least people who make them don't take themselves too seriously. 

  • @lammie101 head like a fucking orange?

  • there are hundreds of good two word ones but i don't know any one word jokes

  • midget shortage is his new one.

  • I thought he was going to say somthing like "Dead Babies" that would have been hilarious!

  • @MatsEP

    HAHAHAHAHA. no...

  • Microsoft works

  • Shortest joke in the world (one word): Religion

  • Venice is dead isnip

  • @irishtuke *gay rights

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