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Uploaded on Nov 14, 2008

Join us on Facebook at http://on.fb.me/itnfb! and Follow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/itn One-liner king Jimmy Carr lets us in on the shortest joke in the world - a grand total of four words long.

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  • fatdrood

    fatdrood 2 months ago

    Dear is the exact opposite of cheap

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  • fatdrood

    fatdrood 2 months ago

    since when did dear mean cheap?

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  • Tommy B

    Tommy B 4 days ago

    i dont get it

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  • verifymyageful

    verifymyageful 4 days ago

    ... a cunt...

    

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    in reply to davitz77 (Show the comment)
  • observemotion

    observemotion 4 days ago

    venison is dear is it not?

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  • davitz77

    davitz77 4 days ago

    You're*

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  • verifymyageful

    verifymyageful 5 days ago

    Face it.. your a cunt.

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  • 7Sn1per

    7Sn1per 5 days ago

    It wasn't a funny joke though?

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  • davitz77

    davitz77 1 week ago

    The Atheists down voted me! Don't you all brag about being tolerant and open-minded? : D

    and can I have my 100 bucks?

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  • Aroon Deep

    Aroon Deep 1 week ago

    100 bucks says you haven't read it.

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  • Mithraofnorling

    Mithraofnorling 1 week ago

    i got one even better. "YOU"

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  • yeowart

    yeowart 1 week ago

    He says 'Venisons dear isn't it?'

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