The Voice Of The Internet: KIDS!

A vocal majority of internet users believe their opinions, views, and voice should be heard across the globe. Unfortunately, a vocal majority of these people are extremely wrong. Chat rooms with voice technology demonstrate exactly what happens when we allow the internet to speak. The following video is an actual real-time recording, with minimal or no editing, of actual human beings speaking on the internet.
This episode features the child of That Computer: Li'l Fortran (played by Lauren Kyanka)

Speaking of Lauren Kyanka, be sure to check out two new short stories from Lauren at RIFFTRAX LIVE!

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• voice
• of
• the
• internet
• chat
• rooms
• children
• kid
• lowtax
• lauren
• goons
• somethingawful
• comedy
• stupid
• people
• flash
• tub
• shmorky

[Malphas87]

Laurens an investment banker. Talented young lady.

[MelvanaInChains]

who's there?

son of bitch

[URAbunnylover2]

wait, what IS this? like whats going on?

[HallaJeff]

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[benjamillion]

haha, what an introduction. "son of a bitch!"

[Melnorme]

Please upload the original COMPUTER TIME video.

[LiquidZ2k]

@Raveman01 Fortran, it's a programing language. Probably before your time.

[mayrandos]

@kiduke1337 Lowtax's daughter.

[Raveman01]

@VongolaAQW223 doing what? it's the 21st century. i think adults need to get the lives. their old and gross and "BIG GIANT POOPYHEADS!!!"

[Raveman01]

Fortran?

4chan.

[CharlieCRUNKCandy]

PRINT!

[kiduke1337]

For people who don't understand, Schmorky let his daughter run rampant on a chatroom and recorded the following insanity. He then animated it.