Everybody Wants to F*ck my Girlfriend - Kevin Walker

I wrote this tune way back and just today was recently inspired to put it down. Nothing of any great event occurred but just wanted a fun outlet.
I think the uke suits it the best.

Lyrics

she is pretty loves to flirt
ain't no doubt then that everybody wants to fuck my girlfriend
attention addict enabling friends
and they give it up cuz they all want to fuck my girlfriend

well she likes dinner first
and cotton bamboo shirts
i just hope you don't get hurt
she's got a couple of spells rehearsed

takes advantage of my good nature
tells me that i am too goddam dumb to stimulate her
so i take her out she picks the fights
and i fight them cuz i don't want to look like i can't protect her

he finds me out shakes my hand
i leave the party and he goes to try to fuck my girlfriend
but she can't handle when it comes my way
when the pretty little ladies say they want to fuck this boyfriend

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