Wow, What a Douchebag

Pretty Self-Explanatory
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Justin Vickers October 30 at 6:04pm
I just want u to know that if u ever fucking touch me again, i swear ill fucking kill you

Conor November 2 at 1:13am
Awwwwww I think you need a hug.

Justin Vickers November 2 at 7:01am
Fuck u

Conor November 2 at 4:45pm
So am I to understand that you do not want a hug?

Justin Vickers November 2 at 5:15pm
Fuck u ur a bitch, u would say something like that bcuz ur a pussy whos afraid of getting his ass beat down

Conor November 2 at 6:39pm
So definately a no on the hug?

Justin Vickers November 2 at 7:19pm
Like i said, Pussy

Conor November 2 at 8:02pm
Why did you feel the need to capitalize the "p" in pussy?

Justin Vickers November 2 at 8:57pm
Fuckin fight me, not joking, this weekend, come to scituate

Conor November 2 at 9:16pm
Why in god's name would I come to Scituate to fight you. What could I possible gain from that fight. Even if I won it would just confirm the fact that you are a massive douchebag, which has already been proven incontrovertibly by everything you've type above.

Justin Vickers November 2 at 9:23pm
Hahahahahahahahaha! You win? You must be a fucking retard, the fight would be over in about 20 seconds, and you would be on the ground, but youre a fuckin pussy whos probably never been in a fight, and probably never will be because ur a lazy piece of shit stoner who cant work up the energy to fight me, so unless youre gonna shut the fuck up, fight me

Conor November 2 at 9:44pm
Justin, that time the girl's from Sister Mary Catherine's bum rushed you on the monkey bars does not constitute a fight.

Justin Vickers November 3 at 6:24am
Haha such a pussy, it isnt that you "dont want to fight because you wont gain anything from it", youre just scared to fight me, and i know it, you know you would get pummled, and btw ive fought more than u can count, against ppl bigger and stronger than me, and ive never lost

Conor November 3 at 7:12am
Ooh ooh! Start rhyming and saying your the greatest. Plz plz plz

Conor November 3 at 3:38pm
And by the way, I can count up to 67. So unless you've fought 68 people I think I'm gonna win that one

Justin Vickers November 3 at 3:51pm
Ur such a fuckin loser u make gay little fuckin jokes bcuz u cant defend urself bcuz u know evry thing i say is true. U r a fat fuckin lazy stoner who is too much of a pussy to fight me. B4 u i have never met anyone so eager to turn down a fight, ur without a doubt the biggest pussy i have ever met

Conor November 3 at 4:19pm
Does it bother you that, instead of getting me pissed off, you've only succeded in becoming the frontrunner for this year's "Biggest Douche in the Universe Competition" (sponsored by Coke Zero)

Justin Vickers November 3 at 4:32pm
Holy shit u r such a fuckin fag, i cant wait till i see u outta school, cuz u r a fuckin dead man

Conor November 3 at 4:41pm
All you've done so far is make idle threats and act like a dumbass. So my question is, what deficiency are you compensating for?

Justin Vickers November 3 at 5:23pm
Believe me theyre not "idle threats" theyre fuckin promises, next time i see out of school i am going to kick the shit out of you

Conor November 3 at 5:52pm
But you said you were going to kill me. Which you won't. That's the definition of an idle threat

Justin Vickers November 3 at 6:30pm
U need to stop trying to act all fuckin smart, and instead worry about gettin ready 4 this fight bitch

Conor November 3 at 8:08pm
Dude when I'm talking to you I don't have to act smart. Anyone with an iq above the level for mental retardation would seem smart compared to you.

Justin Vickers November 3 at 9:30pm
Uh oh, the fat fuck's a comedian now, the only time im gonna be laughin is when u r knocked out, on the ground, bleedin everywhere

Conor November 6 at 2:51pm
Well then you have a very strange sense of humor. I hope you find something else to laugh at. You know they say laughters the best medicine. Maybe it can cure your mental condition.

Justin Vickers November 6 at 4:25pm
U r the biggest fag with the gayest jokes and r gonna get the worst fuckin beatdown ever

Conor November 6 at 4:55pm
Are you just playing hard to get on that hug?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Douche
• Douchebag
• Douchetastic
• Douchtasmagoria

[mom2glenandsis]

U are an ass!

[Gingerkiller99]

Yeah I remember a user by the name of "AnonymousNeverLoses" made a video of me Just like this one. That guy was a total idiot that doesn't care about shit.

[crazyguy11233]

dude thats hilarious and did you fight and whats the song

[vinnceyounG10]

so did you fight?

[ryeguy2190]

Lmfao and i like how u used my line on that last part, wow i havent laughed like this in mad long