A music and video parody of the grumpy Aunt Bee from The Andy Griffith Show, featuring a wonderful performance by Marianne on vocals. The idea for the song came to me one night after an internet exchange about Bee and the folks from Mayberry and the lyrics just flowed from there. We hope you enjoy it and have a few laughs.
When I find myself in North Carolina
Sheriff Andy comes to me
Speaking with an accent, like Aunt Bee
And when I talk to Opie
Bee is standing right in front of me
Grouchy and annoying, she's Aunt Bee
She's Aunt Bee, she's Aunt Bee
She's Aunt Bee, she's Aunt Bee
Grumpy and complaining
That's Aunt Bee
And when the broken hearted goobers
Living in Mayberry agree
They will give the finger to Aunt Bee
For though they all are are rednecks
There is still a chance that they will see
Floyd and drunken Otis, plus Aunt Bee
She's Aunt Bee, she's Aunt Bee
She's Aunt Bee, she's Aunt Bee
She is so damn bitchy
That's Aunt Bee
And when the day is ending
She'll continue to complain to me
Gripe until tomorrow, you're Aunt Bee
I wake up to the sound of crabbing
A mother effer, that's Aunt Bee
Cursing and kvetching, that's Aunt Bee.
She's Aunt Bee, she's Aunt Bee
She's Aunt Bee, she's Aunt Bee
Grumpy and complaining
That's Aunt Bee
HORRIBLE
TheMpo1986 3 months ago
she was a pussy eating dike.
fran9860 4 months ago
Hahaha! That's hilarious! I was watching Andy Griffith on Netflix and Aunt Bee was really getting on my nerves, so I went to google and typed in "Aunt Bee was annoying", and here I am. Thanks a lot! That was awesome!
lsn2jah 5 months ago
This is funnier than the show.
vltjd 9 months ago