Evolution Fail

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[blattt188]

does that really make sense to you? you really don't think there's a purpose to this happening, namely, a lawgiver who has ordained universal laws from the beginning to make it happen? if I see a car, I conclude that it *probably* didn't fall into place by chance. then you can give the explanation that it didn't happen by chance, but it was made in a car factory. however, that make chance even more difficult to accept because, who built the factory?

[PaddyCuinne]

@blattt188 If you had a billion billion monkeys trying on a billion billion typewriters forever one would eventually write one of Shakespeare's works. It is the same with the universe and us.

[blattt188]

@PaddyCuinne "billion billion typewriters forever" yes, *forever*. However, the universe(time) isn't infinite at all; its far too young to support those odds & even if it did happen by chance, it's not evident. besides, if the universe is that lucky, think of all the other things it could have done in that given stretch of time that are more probable, that it didn't do. It's never by chance, its by law. Weather or not the ordnance of universal law is a product of chance is a different question.

[PaddyCuinne]

@blattt188 Well there is a theory that the universe expands and contracts. It could well have done this forever. It's actually a very convincing theory. Plus the sheer size of the universe makes intelligent life very likely. Abiogenisists now know that life isn't actually that difficult or rare. What other things that are more likely? other races? there is a good chance there is other life out there.

[blattt188]

@PaddyCuinne The universe expands & contracts forever? Although it's not factual, it's evident that usable energy is running down & it will all eventually come to an end. Infinity doesn't even exist in our time-restricted reality. You mean time itself appears & disappears? Also, the factors of having advance life are extremely improbable. Not only our solar system, but it's place in a dangerous galaxy, the galaxy's ordnance of protection. They've observed many galaxies & life is extremely rare.

[PaddyCuinne]

@blattt188 Energy doesn't ever dissipate. It is only ever converted or transferred so The above theory is a completely valid one. Infinity doesn't exist for humans but for energy the likely conclusion is it does. We just find that hard to concieve. We don't know how common or rare life is but leading scientists like stephen hawkings believe it's extremely common.

[Casshyr]

@blattt188 "scientific veracity thousands of years in advance" => LOL r u kidding me? Bible speaks of diseases caused by demons...do me a favour, the next time you get sick, don't go to a doctor, go see a priest.

[XSDarkMoonZX]

@blattt188: LOL.

1. 100% accurate biblical prophecy. Really now? You must be the only one aware of this. Lol.

2. The entire world system built around biblical ideology? That's just too stupid to warrant a response.

3. I can write a book that says a super hero named Spiderman lives in New York City at any given time and throw in historical data . By your logic, the fact that New York City exists and certain history happened, means Spiderman must exist and he must be our hero and savior.

[blattt188]

@XSDarkMoonZX no evidence? how about 100% accurate biblical prophecy to the letter. or scientific veracity thousands of years in advance. or historical accuracy of scripture. or the fact that the entire world system is built around biblical ideology. or the fact that the milennia-old conspiracy zeroes right in on the bible & nothing else. or the fact that the elite of this world are literal Luciferians. ever stop to study the system you live in

[XSDarkMoonZX]

@blattt188: "How retarded atheism is..." So since there's no evidence for God, let alone YOUR God except FAITH, I should believe it, and that's not retarded. LOL. HAHAHA. Dummy.

[blattt188]

@XSDarkMoonZX so it evolved according to fixed laws or a "method" as you say, but without ordinance... I guess thats a byproduct of believing you're equal to a rock in the mud. maybe you should stop focusing on insults, put your emotions aside, act like an adult & actually think about how perfectly retarded atheism is. Dominoes don't set themselves up by accident & they don't fall into place without intention. The same with greater laws that could easily have been different.

[blattt188]

@XSDarkMoonZX repeatedly, it says *and* God made... it never says *then.* the 6 days of creation weren't 24 hour yom; one after another. that's a later effect that would come from the pattern decreed when God spoke everything at once. the same way it says God rested, it doesn't mean he ceased to be the source of energy(power) it means cosmological laws were fixed and the 7 days of the week were to be the effect of that decree. same concept.

[XSDarkMoonZX]

@blattt188:

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That's not random.

Here...since you are too inept to use your brain, I found the exact definition of "random" for you:

Adjective: 1.Made, done, happening, or chosen without method or conscious decision.

2.Governed by or involving equal chances for each item.

There's obviously a method to the beginning of life and to evolution, so nobody says it's random. You need to think a little bit. It's not that hard.

Making up "God' doesn't make it true.

[XSDarkMoonZX]

@blattt188:

1. Day 1: God created light. Day 4: ...He made the larger light to rule over the day. He made the smaller light to rule over the night. He also made the stars.

Please help me understand this then.

2. FAIL.

"And usually when that "Holy book" is the only book that's literally Holy, you have some leverage against other books." Can you prove this? Also, you misspelled "holey".

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[blattt188]

@XSDarkMoonZX 1. The bible wasn't written in English, keep it in context.

2. Because man is not omniscient.

And usually when that "Holy book" is the only book that's literally Holy, you have some leverage against others books. "Life started by chance. It evolved naturally." uh... yeah that would be random. I don't even look at a chair & say it fell into place by accident, let alone a universe. That's infinite retardation.

[XSDarkMoonZX]

@blattt188: Oh, well good thing you capitalized HOLY, because for a minute there I may have been mistaken.

1. Explain to me, how did God create a light source AFTER creating light?

2. If God is omnicient, why did the Bible need to be revamped? Go ahead, *insert circular argment here*.

Simple minded is the person who thinks his holy book is better than everyone else's holy book.

Oh, and evolutionists don't say it's RANDOM. Life started by chance. It evolved naturally.

You're DUMB.