Microwaving A Compaq Windows Laptop In HD Wide Screen

Today our professional microwave operator will be microwaving a Compaq Laptop 2/120GB with dual Intel 1.8GHZ processors & both Windows CE and Vista pre installed for your viewing pleasure. This state of the art laptop is ideal for microwaving in our state of the art AMIR 9000 One Ton Microwaving Robot. Your professional microwave operator and the AMIR 9000 both agree that microwaves are a human's best friend and if you do not already own a microwave, go out and buy a microwave so you own a microwave.

*Remember, microwaving food is for morons.

You are watching Episode HD Widescreen # Thirty-eight

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[JonnMcNally]

Microwave that guy's beard next.

[SSJStrongBad]

Now THAT is a blue screen of death.

[wizkhalifa85443]

i have a compaq but its a newer version

[MultiKgiles]

don't do that again

[darkvoidization]

this is what could happen to all electronics during a solar flare. NO JOKE.

like my comment if you agree, and before you say something like " no, were not in a microwave" just stop typing and research alternating current and direct current, which is what is in that microwave. oh and the solar storm of 1859

[101nike1]

at least he did not microwave a mac

[SpecializedChild462]

what's the point in paying over 5000 dollars for a laptop that doesn't even work?

[LukeTheDukeOfEarl]

Thumbs up if you hate the narrator's voice and the stupid ending!

[JJMerrill]

The ending. What the fuck?

[ringapowa9000]

compaq sucks balls

[andycflbulb]

is that supposed to be a pakistani voice or something????