Badministrator - Walk the Plank (Gangplank tribute)

Download Link: http://www.sendspace.com/file/vall8n

I hit 400k views and I've gotten a lot of request for Gankplank so I wanted to do a crowd pleaser to say thanks. This one is a little more radio friendly.

The beat is from Over by Drake

Lots of historical references, puns and metaphors in this one. I went a little overboard(!) in honor of the pirate. If you think this was bad check out this line I wrote that I didn't use:
Hope you bought armor I'm a one man Riot
3.14 K/D it's a pi-rate

See, it could have been worse.

Badministrator, NA server

Lyrics:

Parley all day, damage is momentous
Fire nonstop like I'm Trump on Apprentice
Goin' top lane, that's a death sentence
Soul crushing damage and sustain that's my essence

Can't be touched every champ is a mismatch
Sleek like Apple but don't need an iPatch
Try to gank me, but you know that you can't catch
Scurvy removed and I fall back without a scratch

Better dispatch your team to assist you
Shoot 12 times a minute and I never once missed you
Clearly it was a mistake to enlist you
Stomp so hard that you'll wish that you dodged queue

Can't dodge Q cause it's an ability
Grog soaked blade, hinder your mobility
Just doing my job no need for hostility
Ragers get ignored lets have some civility

Don't call me Jack Sparrow cause I'm much more of a menace
Take you on my boat with implications like Mac and Dennis
Built my repututation on the water like the city Venice
Always in pursuit until I destroy your team's Nexus
Student of piracy, I practice piously
Check my report card, always perfect grades, seven Cs
No place to hide because I come at you relentlessly
Singlehandedly I will reduce your life expectancy
I'm the greatest champion in the game, described essentially

Had a tough childhood, from the school of hardknocks
Own two ships because my damage is a pair of docks
More valuable than google, your just a penny stock
Take over your base like the pilgrims at Plymouth Rock

You're never safe cause my ult is global
Cannonballs rain down, render you immobile
Constantly inceasing my gold and kill totals
Initiate the fight and melt you down like Chernobyl

I raise morale better than a USO show
Higher crit percentage than a Steve Nash free throw
I can tell your future better than Miss Cleo
Call me for a free reading, I'm Oracle you're Neo

I hit harder than a head on car crash
Leave your more hurt than a late stage Johnny Cash
Tier 1 champ everyone else is lower class
One shot kills cause I crit like nerve gas

I'm the perfect hybrid, carry support tank
Next person to cross me takes a slow walk off the plank
My best advice is that you hide like Anne Frank
And write in your diary about the menace that is gangplank
The highest rank, Captain even from the fifth pick
Move speed steroid, can't be caught too quick
Never lose a game cause my skillset is too sick
No chance to live cause I hit like a ton of bricks
Full hp to zero health with a single mouse click

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• league
• of
• legends
• tribute
• parody
• gangplank
• nerdcore
• CallMeNowForAFreeTarohReading

[johnken0]

Question!!!! I remember one of the first comments someone asked what does "Sleep like apple" you said it could be a clever reference to Snow White but doesn't say "SLEEK" and not "SLEEP"?

[visix]

@johnken0 It's sleek, that sleep thing was just a joke. It's basically supposed to be an Apple iWhatever reference.

[ThatGuy666qq]

I don't get half the references.

[visix]

@ThatGuy666qq Enjoy the other half!

[ruffus37]

i would say 7 C's is not perfect grades but i dont give a fuck since this song is so damn good

[visix]

@ruffus37 Gangplank was so proud of those grades I didn't have the heart to tell him.  Honestly I think passing is pretty good for a pirate, they aren't known for being educated. Anyway I was throwing in as many puns and double meanings as I could and seven Cs/seven seas was too good to pass up.

[Gzus70]

@visix that's not true actually, pirates were often fairly well educated, granted not by traditional means but they were educated non-the-less

[RevenantX3]

@ThatGuy666qq you're either European or a little too young. I guess?

[Noobie2k7]

This has to be one of your best. All your rhymes are really damn smooth but this hits me as one of your best.

[TheSwiftWilbury]

I hate rap, but the ties to history were pretty nice.

[JHyderGaming]

The allusions and word play are pretty sick.

[housefreakification]

look at my farm, look at my farm, im gettin paper!

[sloomer555]

So many similes and real life references

[Be4sT]

Is that a always sunny reference? :D

[xThlanderx]

your best song by far, blows everything else out of the water (see what i did there?)