Breaking News: God admits he's not real!

It was all just a big joke. God was never real and he finally admits it in this breaking news report.

This was an idea my son had. I thought it was funny and decided to make it.:)

God on the Conan O'Brian show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwjpLodvc3w

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[darkfur35]

God loves everyone.....Even the ones who hate Him.

[corthew]

@darkfur35 Atheists don't hate any god. They would need to believe such a being existed to hate him.

What they hate, and I as well, is the evil acts performed by those who believe they are following a god's commands.

[corthew]

@JAYLORD96 I hate haters.

I hate it when people think if you don't believe in THEIR idea of a god, that it makes you an atheist.

And I hate it when people call a god who kills millions by flood and orders the destruction of entire races of people for the horrible crime of not being jewish, a good god.

Or when he creates a fiery pit to throw people who, (gasp), don't believe in him and he is called a "loving" god.

I hate people who ignore the evil he does and claim to be bible literalists.

[corthew]

@cielo458 And you know this because...

I'm sorry. How do you know this?

Did someone of flesh and blood tell you?

[corthew]

@darkfur35 The evidence of existence surrounds me and is within me.

How it exists is not quite so apparent.

I could take the easy route and say, "a god did it", but I'd be lying to others if not to myself and it would be a lazy man's cop-out.

Can't find the answer for origin? Make up something that has no origin and blame it.

[darkfur35]

@corthew The evidence for God surrounds you and is within you.

[corthew]

@darkfur35 How exactly is someone suppose to know something exists when there is no evidence for it at all.

Maybe pink elephants exist. If you get drunk enough you can actually see those.

Oh...Major epiphany here...Maybe god is a pink elephant?

And you just need to be insane or get really smashed to be able to see it!

Darkfur, you've opened my eyes!!! Thank you!!!

[darkfur35]

@devsahan You know He exists....You just wish He didnt.

[devsahan]

@Emlis16 @corthew God doesn't exist.

[devsahan]

@darkfur35 God doesn't exist.

[A55TRICKY]

@Mr1994Rmh Asserting that atheists are worse than internet predators and Islamic extremists is no “small problem”. You can try and down play it all you want but your statement isn’t just annoying it is down right ignorant and insulting. I’m not going off the rails. This a reasonable response to your extremely unreasonable comment. And my prediction was correct.

[A55TRICKY]

@Mr1994Rmh Oh you don’t? well neither do atheists. So why would you “rather hang out with” people that do support murder and rape? Is it simply because one believes in your sky wizard, and the other you don’t know if they believe or not? And I’m the one that sickens you? Do you ever think about your own reasoning?

[Mr1994Rmh]

@A55TRICKY Okay calm down. Take some deep breaths. Now relax. This is exactly why I don't want anything to do with atheists. You all do the same exact, annoying thing. You take a small problem and you multiply it. You've even started typing in all caps. If you want to be crazy and go off the rail on someone be my guest, but please leave me alone. I don't have the time, patience, or appreciation for your commentary and it's a real downer to read.

[Mr1994Rmh]

@A55TRICKY What are you talking about? I don't support murder or rape.