a question for the married folks

so, all the married folks out there, I'm curious what y'all do when your spouse farts in bed.

Category:

Comedy

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• wogsland
• majestia19
• married
• folks
• in
• bed
• tooth
• brushing
• stinky
• farts

[linettecreeve]

BTW, I wont even face him when we are sleeping because I am obcessed with morning breath! Even in my dead of sleep I will roll over when he does if he is facing me! I wonder if we ever move to AK, how different things will have to become on my end out of necessity? lol

[wogsland]

hahahaha!

[presbarkeep]

you, sir, could possibly be my new hero. average joe, smart as hell, smokin wife, talkin bout farts. XD

[wogsland]

Fart are quite possibly the funniest thing in the universe ... but I haven't figured out a way to quantify that yet.

[oligates5]

Well my spouse holds the covers down and I do to because the farts warm your feet up when they are cold makes it nice and toasty under those covers . Sometimes he tries to put the covers over my head.... not funny.

[wogsland]

Actually hilarious...

[TinyJiant]

Fart, then hold the covers tight to me but reach over and pick her's up and let them gently float down, thus wafting the odor of my gift up to her (usually followed by her punching my arm or kicking the crap out of me)

[wilyoustay]

god gave me many gifts... Farting was the best so why no share it with other people?

[chaosaxis]

We sleep with our thumbs up each others bums to prevent such a catastrophe.

[Amandork456]

u 2 remind me of shaycarl n his wife haha

[steinar243]

lol they obviusly had sex before videotaping hes really red in the face and shes as happy as hell

[mohabiraq1]

she looks like a dude

[wiltzandrew]

You two seem very happy together.

[jedimaster2cool]

@marcusbarr Nice hypothesis, but familiarity creates boredom.

[marcusbarr]

There is a reason why couples used to sleep in separate beds more often than not, communicate less than more, retain a certain degree of mystique, and not ultimately contribute to the divorce epidemic. I am reminded here of why. Seek all the excuses we will and claim to strike a balance. Nevertheless, familiarity breeds contempt.

[MrKfreeburg]

My fiance blames me or the dogs for it and runs out of bed to get air freshener makes me laugh honestly . Me on the other hand quietly tries to cover her head with blanket lol i get smacked for it all the time.