Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatre - BEST ENGLISH SUBTITLES - 2/11

There's a copyright on this movie. So BUY IT!

I watched that movie in English and I was appalled when I saw that ALL THE JOKES had been dropped from the translation! So I made my own subtitles.

FEEL FREE TO PM ME TO CORRECT MISTAKES OR TO PROPOSE BETTER TRANSLATIONS FOR THE JOKES.

This movie is considered by many as one of the funniest French movies ever. the original dialogs are pure genius. Unfortunately my translation can't render that. I hope it helps, though.


**************** PART 2 ********************

LIST OF CULTURAL JOKES/DOUBLE-MEANINGS/FUNNY EXPRESSIONS


From there... To from there.|De là... A de là.
professional measurers|métreurs
Their fastness is fast|C'est d'une vivesse!
Can't you see I'm upset or can you see I'm upset?|T'as entendu c'que je viens de te dire ou t'as pas entendu c'que je viens de te dire?
Crocodiles! D'you want to be in my shoes?|Excuse moi d'en faire un sac mais je vais finir dans un crocodile!
Geta-Getabemix|Panomanixm
Panasonix|Panasonix
Jimmihendrix|Mathieukassovix
It starts with Geta... and ends in *stutters* ininekix|ça commence par pano et ça finit par minimixm
moredetailsintheappendix|pommedereinetteetpommedapix
a very strong strength|une force mais d'une force
Childrens' Papyrus strips|les papyrus dessinés pour les enfants
strawberries, haleberries|des oliviers, des orangeades
weeping willows, weeping widows|des saules pleureurs, des saules meunieres
magnificent/munificent|luxueux/luxuriant
getafilmix|panomanixm
remix|R-M-ix
giddap, giddap'ah|galope'ah
Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum, Compendium|Babaorum, Aquarium, Laudanum, Petibonum
Getamanix!|Panomanixm!
it's minus 8000 here|Y fait au moins -8000
Follow the punches you'll get there|Vous suivez les baffes et normalement ils sont au bout
I'll stay here. And meditate.|Je vais rester ici et reflechir
More aerodynamic|meilleure penetration dans l'air
Getabamenix|Panomamenixm
He's a droid|C'est un droid
Morissetalanis|Toutmehéris
I am, my dearest friend, enchanted to see you|Je suis mon cher ami, très heureux de te voir
C'est un Alexandrin|Alexandrian.
A flaskette|Une gourdinette
A cupette|Une bolinette

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[JBnotthescotch]

Otis is an elevator company. That man, Otis, approaches his boss with a plan for an elevator. you forgot to add it to the joke list.

[asterixsub]

@JBnotthescotch : True. But it's pretty self-explainatory.

[asterixsub]

@JBnotthescotch : True. But it's pretty self-explainatory, in both languages

[diddymuck]

say asterixsub...who are you? Where are you from? How did you become so skilled in both translation and research synopsis? A terrific work, this! Congratulation on a job magnificently done!

[asterixsub]

@diddymuck : Just your regular French guy who actually undertsands the puns in the movie...

[asterixsub]

@craigm1995 : Well, then, buy the movie, instead of watching a pirate version on the Internet.

[vik6767]

Très très bon boulot, bravo

[molie17LR]

6:29

"Je suis mon cher ami, très heureux de te voir"

"C'est un alexandrin"

Bien trouvé^^

[Rasengan020]

@diecartmandie learn to turn on and off the annotations button

[diecartmandie]

i have a proposition for you: remove all the comments you putted inside that video! its really irritating!!!

[oOPandoraPandoreOo]

Huhu huhu Canabis xD

[mrlogicalman1]

christians always rape children. the priests have done it for 1700years cos the bible says its ok. some1 else will be punished. st paul raped his mum loads of times. thats why bible is full if incest and rape.

[TomekHujek631]

nice :) great

[Stepje93]

hahahahhaa

music plays louder *

Un druide x)

[xXTheEversorXx]

Je parle à 2:23, je remarque que maintenant que t'as mis droïde après...

[xXTheEversorXx]

Je suis le seul à toujours avoir entendu "un droïde" ? (et pas un "druide")

Bon boulot de ta part btw

[somelovinaussi]

I so love this movie. Greetings from Finland :D