Fuck Christmas! (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) Feat. Peter Chao/Gentleman's Vibe/IFHT

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LYRICS
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VERSE 1--

(Neal)
This season's all I need to get by and you know it
chillin in my onesie living by the moment
presents wrapped up so I egg nog chug
grab my oreos and milk and I Jordan dunk it

 (Matt)
Dunkaroos I'm rolling with the crew
5 guys 1 couch blowing holiday balloons
holiday spirit, holiday afternoons
surround sound watching holiday cartoons

 (Neal)
Reindeer Fresh
(Matt)
Santa Claus swag
(Neal)
Damn, London Tiptons got me feeling all bad
(Matt)
Dude shes mine I shottied her last week
(Neal)
I thought you said Miley Cyrus, my bad



(Matt)
Snow ball fights,
(Neal)
Wal mart cart races
(Matt)
Pictures done with santa
(Neal)
First name basis

(Matt)
I sat on his lap , and I pulled on his beard
(Neal)
Are you telling me that Santa's not real...

[Chorus]
What the eff is this?
Can't believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain't what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away

VERSE 2--

(Justin)
Hoppin out of bed its that time of year again
Wonder what i got more money to spend
Underneath the tree hoping its a PS3
Or could it be season 3 on dvd of glee

(Jason)
Thanks mom and dad i knew you'd find a way
To get my Justin Bieber barbie on this very special day
Oh look it came with some accessories
A hairbrush and a really sweet melody

(Justin)
Baby Baby Baby oh ..
NO-- its my turn where my presents at yo
(Jason)
Brother you were late so i hope you get coal
(Justin)
Top of the naughty list you know thats how i roll
(Jason)
Well whatever Biebs brings boys to the yard
(Justin)
Man I tear open my presents I don't even read the card
(Jason)
You sure you wanna do that you've done that before
(Justin)
Oh my god! NINTENDO 64?!

[Chorus]
What the eff is this?
Can't believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain't what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away

VERSE 3--

(Peter Chao)
Its that time of year I do it my way
Peter Chao chowing down on the chow mein
Fuck the turkey it be all about the ducky
And my mom gave me a dreidel all I wanted was a beyblade
Mayday change the game heres my list mayne
This time of year I hit on elves at the malls
Drunk Chao spike my eggnog with some whiskey
I tell em mudabitches to just jingle my balls

Buddha Buddha Buddha the other shit don't matta
If the Grinch stole Christmas Peter Chao stole santa
Ho ho ho smashing bulbs in the cold
Yo I don't eat candy canes I eating spring rolls

Snow blows makes my nipples so icicle
5 verse 1 hit a kid riding tricycle
Kick an elf in the testicle
911 cause that bitch needs a medical...

[Chorus]
What the eff is this?
Can't believe you lied to me
To the fat dude in the suit
Hope you hit a Christmas tree
Cause this ain't what I been told
You can suck on my north pole
This holiday just brings me pain
No amount of candy canes can take away

• Category

  Comedy

[20020111ryan]

Peter Chao's wish list:

1. Chopsticks

2. Hello Kitty

3. Bubble Tea

4. Mudabitches

5. New Toilet

6. Pocky

7. Asian Domination

[ElderElric]

I actually got an N64 for Christmas in 2009. I have never been happier receiving a gift.

[George Michael]

this is actually a pretty catchy song lol

[trippychispi]

You made an account just to bash on Peter Chao? Bro you really have no life

[XxXInfernoZXxX]

Earth Eagle: the beyblade :)

[chowder193]

epic

[ddashfwfr]

peter chaos girlfriend Chelsea

[coolsoccer1234]

Who's the girl at 1:25?

[PlanetApplez]

This will NEVER get old

[Rushi D]

Shut up no life, don't you have something else to do.

[James Lanse]

fuck chrismas

[4everPho]

lol o dislikes..