10 best Chuck Norris Facts
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris pet my iguana once. Now it's a dragon.
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Chuck Norris didn't lose his virginity..... He told it to "GET THE FUCK OUT!".
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When Chuck Norris plays a multi-player game, everyone rage quits!
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why are there no jokes about bruce lee??? BECAUSE BRUCE LEE IS NO JOKE!
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blackbolt can blow you to the sun with a whisper but chuck norris can erase you from exists with out even thinking about it
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Chuck norris laughs more like chuck Norris my butt
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Chuck Norris declared world peace after he has killed everyone
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Chuck Norris' dick has a dick of it's own - and even that's bigger than Ron Jeremy's :D
In the bombing of Japan, they were going to launch Chuck Norris, but launched a nuke instead because it was more humaine
My original fact! :)
saur55 2 years ago 37
we know this as red bull
Jiwjow 3 years ago 24