I Wanted That A - The 2010 Virginia Law Libel Show

The 102nd Libel Show -
Oh, The Libel We'll Show
University of Virginia School of Law
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Yeah
My one desire
To clerk for Breyer
Believe when I say
I wanted that "A"

That grade was too far
The mean is too hard
PA's, well, they say
Kenneth wont give "A"s

Tell me why
I took my prof on lunch dates
Tell me why
Walked his dogs over fall break
Tell my why
I brown-nosed every single day
I wanted that "A"

Dear Justice Breyer
I hope you'll hire
Clerks with a three-point-eight
'Cause I don't have straight "A"s

Tell me why
I always read a month ahead
Tell me why
I often didnt go to bed
Tell me why
I taught his wife how to crochet
I wanted that A

Now you won't see that I am the most smart
Cause blind grading has screwed me
All of my persistence
I wanted to show
That no one is better than me...

My one desire
To clerk for Breyer

My one
My one
My one
My one

Each class my hand was raised

I took my prof on lunch dates
Walked his dogs over spring break
I brown-nosed every single day
I wanted that A
Tell me why
Tell me why
Tell me why
I always wore a negligee
I wanted that A
Oh, I wanted that A

Category:

Comedy

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