Teach Me I'm a Dummy - Dougie Parody

http://www.SmoothE.tv Don't be a dumby! Welcome back to school with my parody of Cali Swag District's "Teach Me How to Dougie."

LYRICS:

A...
A...
I never got a A...
SmoothE.tv

They be like "Smooth-E" (What?)
"Can you teach me? I'm a dummy."
You know why?
Cause the education sucky
All I need is some teachers, books and study
But you and you are screwed cuz ain't in the budget (know weigh)
No art or music classes, I'm gonna be bored
this beat is super simple cuz i couldnt play the keyboard
YouTube is my new education
P.E. class is gone, so, I watch The Situation (fist pump)
State capitals? I know all 53.
I live Cali where the capital is C.
Arkansas A, Boston, B
I scored double digits on my S.A.T. (all day)
Know how to text, I don't need to read
Lil man lights up, I cross the street.
Mexico and Alaska share our nation's border
Yeah, I know my ABCs, just not in order

[CHORUS]
Teach me I'm a dummy
Teach me, teach me I'm a dummy
Teach me I'm a dummy
Teach me, teach me I'm a dummy
Learnin' is above me
Learn-learnin' is above me
Teach me I'm a dummy
I don't get it, I'm a dummy

I lost the spelling bee by one word to a mannequin
But the whole thing was fixed. The word was mannequin
M-a-n-i-c-a-n,
They told me that I couldn't, but man, I can
Finished "The Cat and The Hat," so at least I'm learnin'
Well, the Cliff Notes of the pop up version
If I miss school, there's always crime
Jail is less crowded than this class of mine
I never sweat multiple choice tests
I just answer all "C" and hope for the best
Hard work pays, that's what they say
I got my test back...I got a A?

[CHORUS]
Teach me I'm a dummy
Teach me, teach me I'm a dummy
Teach me I'm a dummy
Teach me, teach me I'm a dummy
Learnin' is above me
Learn-learnin' is above me
Teach me I'm a dummy
I don't get it, I'm a dummy

Parody of "Teach Me How To Dougie" by Cali Swag District http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnPJmDc0b_M

Tags: Cali Swag District Back to School budget cuts "music charts" "mix tape" rap parody spoof "teach me how to dougie" music "Eric Schwartz" "Smooth-E" "Suburban Homeboy" education

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Cali Swag District
• Back to School
• budget cuts
• music charts
• mix tape
• rap parody spoof
• parody song
• teach me how to dougie
• music
• Eric Schwartz
• Smooth-E
• Suburban Homeboy
• education
• comedy
• funny

[AaronCarterRocks]

I can suck at least 10 dicks

[cyndirellairene]

haha catchy, i'm lovin this.

[YiffMyFox]

wow now im going to try getting an A by answering all C on my next multiple choice test

[TheJasmine1314]

You look just like my school principle ...... no joke

[ILUVLMFAO123]

i can watch this over and over again and again and i would never get tired!!!!!!

[sonicboom78778]

dude wach over and over still funny

[hightopz45]

this is best song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[TheTatty01]

@AaronCarterRocks funny as hell

[MugishaTheGreat]

i hate the new song youtube plays when you like a comment.

[xILMWxEMODRAGON]

why is there a 16 min add that starts w one of the planes flying into the wtc tower?

[FutureArchitect100]

Scored double digits on my SAT...lol

[skoobdaer]

The capital of California is si`. Damn Straight