Funny Atheist Quotes

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A selection of some famous and not so famous quotes that will hopefully tickle the funny bone of every rational thinker. (And yes, not every quote is from an atheist.)

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Time for new gods
Time for new religions
These old ones do nothing for me

No more jihads
No more crucifixions
You'll go nowhere living on your knees

Please come and save me
Please come and shame me
Do what you have to
So one day we'll meet

In heaven
Eternity is short when you're
In heaven
Never say au revoir
In heaven
Count all the people not here
In heaven
2012 is almost here

Same old questions
The same old response
Won't someone please figure it out now?

New inventions
New renaissance
Should I worship a cross or a cow?

Please come and judge me
Please come and nudge me
Do what you have to
So one day we'll meet

In heaven
Eternity is short when you're
In heaven
Never say au revoir
In heaven
Count all the people not here
In heaven
2012 is almost here

Got our new god
Got our new religion
Let's go convert everyone in town

Start a jihad
Start a crucifixion
We're going up and they're going down

Let's go and hone them
Let's go and stone them
Do what we have to
So one day we'll meet

In heaven
Eternity is short when you're
In heaven
Never say au revoir
In heaven
Count all the people not here
In heaven
2012 is almost here
In heaven
No such thing as cancer there
In heaven
We get to hear the answers
In heaven
Silver can turn into gold
In heaven
How did we get so cold?

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[MetalBru01]

Stephen colbert is a christian, infact he's a sunday school teacher.

[MoreProzacPlease]

@MetalBru01 As stated in the summary, not every quote is from an atheist.

[991blur]

That was funny. thumbs up, from an atheist

[Radonatos]

@Jortegasjournal

Seriously, with the level of intelligence and education indicated by your posts, you should stick with the Ninja Turtles.

[MrShysterme]

@DeMause Hitchens was quoting someone else, Steven Weinberg the physicist, when he said that. He's said it several times that I've heard, and he usually attributes it.

[MrShysterme]

@Mstealth89 Actually, judging things and people is paramount to survival.  You do it everyday.

[Kaysje]

Religion is disappearing all over the world people! People should stop believing in fairytales.

[rgmanny1]

@youneekk stupid

[Savyn333]

Unknown British Comedian? Mike Myers aka Austin Powers? ARE YOU INSANE? otherwise the video is funny :) stupid atheists with their logic, reason and documentation.

[dkthg]

@Mirrodin82 So true, SO glad...

[crunkstr]

1337 likes... hahaha leet likes dude!

[RichtoffenRoach]

@Mirrodin82 Indeed.

[Mirrodin82]

Religion is dying. Atheism is inevitable.