DAVID WARNER SUMMONS CTHULHU

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE


The final climatic scene from the 1991 HBO movie 'Cast a Deadly Spell'. You might recognize the main character as being Fred Ward/That awesome guy from Tremors.

The ritual failed because David Warner's character's 16 year-old 'virgin' daughter/tribute had sleazy carsex with a married middle-aged man literally five minutes prior to the ritual. Pffffft.

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also hello io9 thank you for using this clip in one of your articles praising mr. warner ;w;

also-also sorry my stupid face and its tendency to pull really AIIIIRRR expressions ruined the otherwise lovely photo you took of me at NYCC2011 hnnnng

i am so flattered

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Cast a Deadly Spell
• H. P. Lovecraft
• David Warner
• Cthulhu
• Necronomicon
• the great old ones
• UNMEI UNMEI UNMEI
• AWESOME

[MoonBarrett]

DAVID WARNER, LETS DO IT. RIGHT NOW.

[uptohisneck]

Irenicus summoning motherfucking Cthulhu is like a villaingasm in my mouth.

[Kayin15]

@sodadrinker89 I was wondering why he looked so familiar.

[0NoName9]

STAY PUT BITCH, YOU HAVE NO PURPOSE BUT TO DIE BY MY HAND!

[sodadrinker89]

Sark!

[Nagneto]

Ra's al Ghul?

[Kooshmeister3]

When I was a kid, that gargoyle creature scared me so badly...

[thehgw]

Actually, he was summoning Yog-Sothoth

[Teapot14400]

The cult supports the message of this video and appreciate you

[fxguy1969]

I love this movie so much, despite the mispronouncing of just about every Mythos creature.

[aggrippa]

See ladies poping your hymen realy can save your life.