Ken Mercer: $500 award to any testifier

Board member Ken Mercer offers a $500 award to any testifier who can find any mention of Jesus, God, intelligent design or creationism in the Texas science standards. Where: Austin, TX. When: July 21, 2011

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[rugbysam]

What a shame. The ignorance is laughable if it weren't so infuriating. The poor children indoctrinated into this cult.

[Cha4k]

So kids today we'll be learning about the Intelligent designer, wink wink nudge nudge I wonder who that could be.

[SqueakerAlpha]

Yo, dudes , the Intelligent Designer was Wrgkkdls the cronk who emptied his spaceships septic tank on Earth soon after it soldified. (Earth that is not the septic tank) I haz proofs , but I vowed to keep them secret, I am sure you understand. Ceiling Cat sayz hai.

[LittoMoonLight]

go read the first Of Pandas and People.

[HyperSchmizzle]

How about $500 to whomever will say who the intelligent designer is? Expensive, but it would expose the agenda.

[Darienbeagle]

What about a code word? What does that pay?

[shandcunt]

What a tool

[Kevin Smith]

Hey Ken, I'll give you 500 dollars to find a "cat-dog." And I will give you 500 dollars more to find the word "Jesus" or the words "Christian Nation" in our Constitution. You forget that your rhetoric has been recorded. Idiot.

[Th3Sh1n1gam1]

Damn, let me get there! I'll spout whatever you want for 500 dollars, lol.

But it is indeed sad that those creationists didn't understand the situation.

[Great Big Bore]

Hey Ken, I'll give you $500 if you'll advocate that we teach creation stories other than the one that involves Jesus and "god" (by which you mean "Yahweh," I presume).