Linux Sucks My Balls (Music Video)

This is the music video for "Don't They Know That Linux Sucks my Balls". You may recognize the tune :)

This christmas time, there'll be no reason for you to cheer,
This christmas time, you'll be shaking with phj33r,
Cuz while you're sitting there, Patching your stupid kernel
I'm reviewing windows vista in my livejournal.

But say a prayer, pray for the el33t ones,
While they're compiling their programs,
Mine just simply run, and theres no need to makefile.
All my devices work, and they won't give you linux drivers
So stop patronizing the clerk.

And no one supports your system and no one ever will,
So thank god it's fucking free, you can't even pay your bills.
And there won't be new games for linux this century,
The greatest gift they'll get this year is uptime,

Where nothing ever works,
It's used by all the jerks,
Don't they know that linux sucks my balls?

Microsoft writes buffer overruns,
But open source is fucked up by everyone,
Don't they know that linux sucks my balls?

Repartition. Repartition.
Repartition, Install windows over that shit.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• linux
• ubuntu
• debian
• red
• hat
• fedora
• kernel
• panic
• windows
• xp
• error
• crashing
• band
• aid
• fjear
• pwned
• know
• it's
• l33t
• leet
• fj33r

[JGOETTLE]

This song is awesome!

[dragonide2]

I just came to say HELLO !

Another year has passed and I DO STILL hate Linux and Linux fanboys.

Thx again for this song ;)

[BlatStep]

AVGN style )) Great!

[SirSnivyofNottingham]

@Links1984 Exactly what a self-righteous Linux user would say.

[Links1984]

Linux is OS for smart guys .. esp developers ... If u guys dnt understand internals o care abt system security & and provided u have money ... go buy windows ..... Or better buy MAC . Just 2 remind u ... Linux is the most preferred OS for server setup , whether that be we hosting , database , clusters , virtualization or cloud ... Why ? Performance , Scalability , level of troubleshooting etc....

[JamesManes]

My skype chat listens to this every christmas time. lol

[Dracokey54]

This song has officially made my day tenfold, my roommate is the biggest linux fanboy and this will piss him off SO MUCH. Now to bookmark and wait. Wait for juuuust the right moment. His destruction will be swift, his toast will be burnt, and NO AMOUNT of scraping will remove the black stuff!

[11matt555]

@NotTheLaw That what im saying. If a accessory will work on Windows, it will at likely work on Mac and Linux as well. If it works on Mac, it will probably work on Windows and Linux, if it works on Linux it will probably work on Mac and Windows. Basically, if it works on one or more then it will probably work on all of them.

[NotTheLaw]

@11matt555 So? The kernel Windows uses is also partially based on UNIX. Not to the same extent really, but it's there. It's been there for more than 15 years actually.

[JeremyPassarelli]

"Patching your stupid kernel." LOL!

[ironpen92]

I have listened to this numerous times and it simply cracks me up. Good job! "re-partition! Install Windows over that shit." :) Oh, and, "stop patronizing the clerk." So many good lines.

[jerrytaichi]

@dragonide2 It was an honest opinion. Anyway thank you for your thoughtful & mature reply. Much appreciated.