Soviet Cola

It is time now to present you the latest archievement of the superior soviet technology for producing and delivering soft drinks.
...well, at least my latest CGI animation about that.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• cola
• vending
• machine
• cgi
• soviet
• union
• lenin
• speech
• propaganda
• maya
• national
• anthem
• U.S.S.R.
• short
• film
• animation

[bjr43]

LOL, silly stuff, who's supposed to be speaking during the opening?

[SovietCola]

It's Lenin himself, talking about a natural tax.

[Nantchev]

Why, at 1:40, does the guy on the right put his hand on a pipe which is releasing molten aluminum?

[SovietCola]

Don't worry, he puts his hand on an isolated sleeve.

[misstokiwartooth]

do YOU think it is time for communism again? my name is yulia kalishnikov, and you can join me in a march against the evil force that is capitolism.

[rcdelta1]

man you are good, you can work at pixar or something

[Zukhov1945]

@davedavedaveannoy1 It's odd annoying story. You know tetris is communist but everyone has played it once? So we're all communist? Moron.

[davedavedaveannoy1]

Comrades (lol), you do of course realize that this is a capitalist internet entity correct? That this medium you use to express your socialistic views is supported and upheld by commercialism and advertisements from decadent corporations and indeed the very computers you are typing on to criticize me and capitalism were manufactured by corporations with the sole intent of making profit? Its amusing how you all live in ignorance of the fact that your very lifestyle is sustained off of others.:D

[JapanForSale]

Even their soda creation has to be grandiose. At least it didn't involve 3 shirtless men doing synchronized running 720 back flips over a burning pile of pitch forks.

[grovblaza]

i will never ever, EVER wait that long for a coke >.<!

[davedavedaveannoy1]

@misstokiwartooth Funny, the introduction of the video stated that it was brought to you by Soviet Cola, meaning it was an advertising acknowledgement, which either means "EVIL CAPITALIST CORPORATIONS" paid for Lenin's broadcast or the whole idea behind communism is wrong since it there existed in it capitalistic traits IE State Capitalism which is where the government profits from and exploits the people rather then uphold them. So, was Lenin an idiot or are you and your party idiots?

[newjerseykid1001]

all that for cola

[davedavedaveannoy1]

@IWANAROCKYEEEAAAA Comrade, if you will, I don't believe in communism, let alone a perfectly collective communism where every single person actually believes in the common good. People should have the choice, the ability to choose weather or not their hard earned money goes towards themselves and their families and their lives or the lives of the leadership. If could burn out every single bit of self interest in the human soul then it might work, but until then its bullshit in a can.

[IWANAROCKYEEEAAAA]

@davedavedaveannoy1 wath do u have against communism ?nothing has ever beign made by commmunism cuz no country has ever beign communism not the ussr not cuba not laos not vietnam not china no north korea wy dont u piese of sh*t get some information befre posting estupid nonsense comments like that.

[davedavedaveannoy1]

Communism Cola, essentially bottled crap probably loaded with alcohol to keep the masses in the fog and keep people just happy enough to prevent revolt. Nothing made by Communism other then the Kalashnikov, but that was it. Due to an absence of quality control, ethics, morality, and updated technology the Soviet union fell within about 70 years and the people were glad to be rid of it. Yet America and its capitalism has lasted for over 250 years with a grateful and appreciative people.

[superhel]

@sexysputnik

In Soviet Russia You can give Chuck Norris a Roundhouse Kick!