I'm getting MARRIED?!; Episode 2

Previously --
Selena- Dems that's not why I screamed! Demi look in the corner!!! *points to the corner of the kitchen*

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Demi- What now? *turns around and looks a few inches away from the pee to find a huge yellow snake coiled up next to Harley's food bowl*HOLY CHEESE CAKE!! MOVE OVER SEL! *with that being said she jumped up on the counter and started screaming with Selena*
Selena- Demi I'm scared what if it doesn't leave? We'll die of starvation! I'm too young to die ALONEE!
Demi- Really Sel? We're not gonna die! Be positive well ya? *gets an idea and takes her hands and cups Selena's face* Look at me Sel, I said look at me
Selena- *turns away from looking at the snake and looks at Demi* What?!
Demi- Do you have your cell phone with you?
Selena- I think so *hands Harley over to Demi and pats her jeans for her cell phone* I found it! Here! *hands Demi the phone and takes Harley back into her arms* Who are you calling?
Demi- You'll see. *dials a number* Hello, 911?!
Operator- 911 What's your emergency?
Demi- Ok-meandmysisterarestuckontopofourkitchencounterandthere'sa hugeyellowsnakeinthecorneroftheroomnottofarfromus
Operator- Ma'am I'm sorry but I need you take a deep breath and speak slowly and clearly for us to understand you.
Demi- *gets frustrated* OMG! Listen and listen good! There is a huge yellow snake in our house! Me and my sister and our dog are scared to death of it and we are stuck on top of our kitchen counter!
Operator- Ma'am help is on the way, I'm just gonna talk you through it ok?
Demi- *looks over at Selena* Sel, she said help on the way
Selena- *nods up and down*
Operator- Now ma'am take long deep breaths. Inhale and exhale. In and out.
Demi- *does as she's told* WAIT, I'm stuck on top of a counter, NOT GIVING BIRTH! Please just send someone over here to get the snake out, thank you. *hangs up*
Selena- Ouch, some one's grumpy. I bet she thought you were a total bitch. *laughing
Demi- *fakes a smile* Yeah, because being on this counter with you and Harley makes me soo happy knowing there's a snake just right under us!

After half an hour of waiting they hear knocking on their door.
???- Police, we're here to get a snake?
Selena- YES! COME IN PLEASE!
(Two police officers walks in)
Police Officer 1- Umm, Where are you?
Selena- IN THE KITCHEN!
Police Officer 1- *follows her voice and into the kitchen* Nice house you have btw. Where's the snake?
Demi&Selena- *points to the corner straight ahead*
Police Officer 1- HOLY SHIT! That's not a snake!
Demi&Selena- *freaks out even more* WHAT!? WHAT THE HELL IS IT THEN!
Police Officer 1- That's a FUCKING DRAGON! *Runs back behind the counter*
Police Officer 2- *walks into the kitchen a minute later*
Demi&Selena&Police Officer 1- WATCH OUT, ITS MOVING TOWARDS YOU!
Police Offer 2- *looks down and grabs the snake carefully* Hahaha! Your three are scared of this? This is a Rat Snake, it's completely harmless. *Shakes his head, laughing. He gets outside and puts in the cage he was given for it and then walks back into the house.*
Demi&Selena- *jumps off the counter and walks to the front door*Selena puts Harley down as well*
Police Officer 1- *following close behind them*
Selena- Thank you so much Officer! I don't know how long we would've stayed up on the counter.
Police Officer 2- No problem ladies.
Demi- (looks at P/O 1)
P/O 1- (notices Demi staring at him and feels uncomfortable) What?
Demi- A dragon?
P/O 1- *embrassed&starts to blush*
Demi&Selena- *bursts out laughing*
P/O 1- Sorry, I was just startled. That's all.
Selena- Haha! I'm sorry, it's was so funny though! You should've seen your face! *stops laughing a bit and looks at the officers* Ahh, thank you both for everything.
Demi- Yeah, thank you brave men so much *winks at officer 1*
P/O 1- *in a stern voice* No problem ma'am. Just doing what's right, now if you excuse me. We've got crimes to slove and people to punish.
Selena- *giggles* Bye?
Officers 1&2- Good day ladies. *they got into there cars and drove off*
Selena- *giggles&turns to closes the front door*


No cliff hanger today (:

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[michelleluvblue28]

i mean whats the song on the vid??

[OhBbyBaby]

Lullaby by Joey Moe (:

[KDay5161]

sorry, its just i dont like it when ppl are making ppl who probably dont say the kinda stuff use bad languge even if it is a story.

[OhBbyBaby]

It's okay, I completely understand. I don't go overboard with cursing so don't freak. Lol

[KDay5161]

ok now listen i happen to know for a fact that demi and selena are christians and would not use bad languge like that!!!! >:-(

[OhBbyBaby]

Calm down, it's just a story.

[shoping1011]

Hahaha I was laughtinh so hard when he was like it is a fucking dragon my family was staring at me like I was crazy

[LaLaLovingLies]

"thats a fucking dragon!" that made me laugh so hard i feel sick from laughing xD

[duerre15fan]

demi:a dragon?...

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haha...so funny!

[michelleluvblue28]

whats the sing in the vid??

[KDay5161]

well if ur using f*** or s*** thats not really good

[aerynetje]

Well, it's not bad to use bad language does it?

I mean, I'm a christian and I still use it EVERY day

[KDay5161]

ok i just i dont mind it that much i just dont like ppl saying s*** or f***