Newsroom: Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serve Microwavable Meals
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Uploaded by TheOnion on Mar 23, 2010
Stouffers says the suicide prevention tips are available on all single serving microwavable dinners whether you enjoy veal parmigiana alone or beef stroganoff alone.
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this is soo sad!
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@MrDevilius1 and now the joke is ruined for all the viewers :/
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Lol this is hilarious and really sad at the same time, because I live in NY where I go to college, practically live off of Stouffers food, and am a loner.
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I FUCKIN LOVE THE KASHI PART. I HATE THEM AND THEIR STUPID COMMERCIALS!!
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oh god the kashi comment was great
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Lol
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The kashi part made me lol
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"Cousins are almost like friends."
4 weeks ago 3
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Kashi really should do that, though.
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This is not true. I eat stuffers, but I eat it with a friend. My imaginary friend Bob.
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"We are aware that customers buying one of our Mac and cheese can be a cry for help"
I almost fell off my chair laughing
MrDevilius1 6 months ago 44
@manrayer88 Because you can't tax the dead.
Lionimia 5 months ago 42