We Don't Want Your Yankee Snow (Oklahoma Blizzard 2011)

A humorous look at the week in weather, Oklahoma 2011 style ... blizzard lyrics below. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE to support original music, and I will finally take a bath! Hey, it's been a long week.

YANKEE SNOW
c. 2011 Ryan Welton

CHORUS:
Get it out
Take it back
Make it melt (stop)
We don't want your Yankee Snow
Dump the salt
Clear the roads
We don't want your Yankee Snow

VERSE 1:
We readily admit we don't know how to drive
Our one and only goal is to stay alive
Unless behind the wheel of a pickup truck
And we navigate the streets like we don't give a ***

We understand the fact we don't have many plows
We understand, in fact, the North beat the South
But 150 years after your victory
The least that you could do is leave our weather be

I wanna jump off a bridge
And get it over with right now

CHORUS

VERSE 2:
We ravage local stores for staples we need
And tune into the news on local TV
But after 90 hours, we know what we know
So we telephone the station, "Where's our shows!?"

Never mind the fact there's people who work
Who depend on information so they don't get hurt
We know that you're upset you missed Oprah today
Ironically, an episode on climate change

I wanna drink antifreeze
And get it over with right now

CHORUS

We love you up in Boston
Up in Minnesota, too
But, man, we're cold
This shit gets old

I'm drinkin' gin for breakfast
Eat spaghetti-o's for lunch
I'd never hit a lady,
but Mother Nature I would punch

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[Spintown9]

Yall don't know cold yet. :p

[soonerryan2000]

@Spintown9 -- True. We did get a wind chill of -36 at one point ... but that happens very rarely here.

[soonerryan2000]

Hahaha, @DSMB2007 .... True!

[DsmB2007]

HAHA Ryan..!!! LOL Awesome!

Oh yea by the way Ryan...I was voted to be a Weather Man on top of Mt. Washington in the 8th grade..and it ain't OUR SNOW..LOLOLOL Weather moves from the West to East(Most of the time) in the Northern Hemisphere!! LOL So it actually comes from you guys..sorta!! LOL

If you want some more weather tips just ask! ;-)

[feefee451]

FUNNY! Thnx.

[themagicdude25]

nice =]]