Dragon Age: Ugly City Elf Origins - Ugra part 6

Unghhhh... Ugra groans as she comes to. Damn those human scum! She hopes it doesn't leave another scar on her face. Oh! Shianni and the other pretty elves are here.. there's Winnie.. and Debra.. and Soris' bride Fat Ears.

Groan! You know what they say, beautiful elves are dumb and have no killer instinct. Good thing Ugra still remembers her paring knife.. oh no! It's gone! And Winnie is getting whiny.

Frustrated, Ugra wanders around looking for an exit. Nope, all the doors have been sealed shut. She suddenly has an idea and hurries back to tell the group. What? Debra wants to give in to the humans? Ugra is outraged! That's right Shianni, you tell them!

The door unlocks behind them. No time to share her plans now! Ugra reaches for her paring knife and motions the rest to attack, but wait.. she has NO knife now and the humans are all armed. Bummer. She ponders the situation. Oh no! Winnie is dead. The rest of them are taken away.

"Yes, come closer," she murmurs, getting ready to poke the guards' eyes out. SORIS!!! For a moment there her heart flutters. "The sword makes you look so cool Soris!" she thinks. He slides the large sword across to her. Ugra has a nasty grin on her face.

Well, wasn't that easy. Gasp.. Nelaros is HERE TOO? She begins to find Soris ducky. No time to dawdle now! The rest of the girls, and Nelaros, need rescuing! Onward!

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[Frosty1979]

"Lord Vaughan likes her look and wants to keep her for last!" -Wow this guy must have a very weird elven/troll? fetish...

[AmazingCharles]

@Frosty1979

He's really hammered.

[Wolfsrain90]

"Ugra has a nasty grin on her face."

REDUNDANT!

[nyghtowl3]

3:28 "you're useless and always have been"

Bahhahahaha

[variousiroiro]

LOL very creative..

[Zaxxarius]

What are you talking about? Ugra is hot.

[TheSuperRound]

"Likes her look" wut... he's got a weird fetish.

I always got "Bind the last one, she's the scrapper". I like how they change the dialogue :3

[TheAyaStudio]

You know what's awesome?

Taking off all your clothes when you go to save the Brides. :>

Cook: Who are you?

Naked elf: We're servents.

Cook: Why are you dressed so preposterously?!

[Ownagedante]

Lol @ your character, Why the HELL would vaughan take her!?

[wowpat449]

LMAO i love your character

[Shippou1992]

lol your character looks like an ugly old witch