"CONDOM PROOF" Loco Mama "Bulletproof" Parody.

CONDOM PROOF (Lyrics by Loco Mama)

Been knocked up so many times
I can't even count the rhymes
that men have used to sweep me off my feet
They all start with "coochie coo" and then they whisper "I love you"
the next thing that you know
I'm in HEAT!

I always whip a condom out, I put it in their hand and pout
They promise me that they will put it on
Now, I'm not certain if they did
but when we go to do the deed
It feels to me like that damn condom's gone

Chorus
This time maybe I'll be Condom Proof (repeat)

When I go out I have some fun
I never think what could be done
When I'm laying on the floor all drunkded up
I know my pancake is exposed
I never thing of getting hosed
I mean, come on, it's not time to Shtup.

They post my pictures on the net
Well, honey, that don't get me wet
I'm only here to tell you, you damn prick
If we have a drunken screw
You got to promise me that you
will put a rubber on your goddamn dick

Loco Mama goes "New Wave". Directed and edited by Zipster. Filmed by Zipster and Schnootzie! Thanks to Candida for the use of her bar. Thanks to Sign543 for his contributions. This is a parody of La Roux's "Bulletproof". This is the original video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUsbpmQ9-mc

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• locomama
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• bulletproof
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• condom
• adults

[gtrxxfiendxx]

So... let me get this straight, you dress yourself up as a women, write a song about condoms and record yourself to amuse strangers? hmm.

[Zipster08]

@gtrxxfiendxx Yup!

[Zipster08]

Respond to this video... And I'm fucking good at it!!

[mscookiesmonsta]

How old r u talkin about Condom proof xD

[Cortake]

I was about to eat but then suddenly ... Im not hungry anymore !

[NoShyGirlHere]

Loca Mama I voted for you too HA!

[spacefreak09]

That is the ugliest tranny evah!

[Gummibearlolz]

La roux is too cool for you

[moxy317]

Love it!!!

[TheYoubobble]

how old is this dude

[LoganAquin]

lol you have got to get this stuff on itunes :D

[mari5love]

Lml

[AngeliaClaire]

I lost it with that COLLOSAL COSMO!