I'm on a Phone ft. Smule's I Am T-Pain app

Grand Prize Winner of Smule's, "I Am T-Pain" app contest.

Directed by Michael and Christiano Covino.
Shot by Alex Marrazzo and Sam Kretchmar




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Lyrics:
(Shortayyyy) Aww shit
Get your iphones ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin this, let's go

[Chorus]
I'm on a phone (I'm on a phone)
I'm on a phone (I'm on a phone)
Everybody look at me cause I'm talkin on a phone (talkin on a phone)
I'm on a phone (I'm on a phone)
I'm on a phone
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin phone (phone, yeah)

I'm on a phone motherfucker take a look at me
Straight whilin, speed dialing like 1-2-3,
Talkin loud as fuck like Im all alone
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a phone

I take a picture, click (click) On my phone, bitch (bitch)
I send that shit to your phone, cause I got MMS (MMS)
I got Safari son, I got that Google Maps,
They call me Steve Jobs, cause I got so many apps,

I'm talkin on my bluetooth, makin deals and shit,
No cords are clashin, so my hands are free to knit.
They think Im talkin to myself, but Im just calling my Vet.
I'm on a phone motherfucker, don't you ever forget.

I'm on a phone and, my batries lastin,
My speakerphone lets me put your girlfriend on blast and
I'm the king of the world, on an iPhone not a Treo
Alexander Graham Bell, he aint got shit on me yo.
{Get the fuck up, this phone is REAL!!!}

Fuck mail, I'm on a phone, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck pagers, I make calls, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm emailin with my thumbs, motherfucker (yeah)
The telegraph was just dumb, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Just sent a twitter post while I was underground (underground)
Gonna use this phone to get laid somehow (laid somehow)
With my T-Pain App, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a phone
It's a white 32 gig iPhone (yeah)
I got that A-T-and-T (but my service sucks)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a phone like this, would come my way
Believe me when I say, your Blackberrys gay.

Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh

Category:

Comedy

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[TobiDeLafayette]

thats my friend dancing w/ them on 2:25 haha

[TheMisunderstoods]

that's hilarious...he kept telling us to do the jerk. and then when we didn't know how, he just did it for us.

[MTran0708]

congrats guys, hows the BIG ASS CHAIN hanging?

[TheMisunderstoods]

Low and slightly to the left...

[TheMisunderstoods]

i love how you refer to us as douches.

[s3ns3n04]

sir TheMisunderstoods i love that song i keep on singing that song do u mind if u have a link of that song of urs can u pm me pls!!! i really love it!!!

[xxTwist1dxF3arxx]

there is no way you guys used the tpain app for this, ive never heard someone voice sound this good from the app and if you can what settings did you use?

[jonesk99]

Fair doos thats prob the best piss take of lonely island iv seen so far

[Chicagobearfan2010]

u guys rock

[legoharrypotterrocks]

41 retarded people pressed the wrong button

[actr808]

i can't afford a boat.. but i gots a phone!!! :D 

[SimulacrumEnt]

@aperson513 The point of the contest was to spoof the song "I'm on a Boat", using the same beat and motif. Obviously you didn't get the memo...

[lethert]

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