Monologue:
"Is President Obama Moving to the 'right?' Well, that is the question we're going to explore today for this segment. But first, you're going to have to use your imagination a little bit overhere, as this is a very low budget operation! I was hoping to get a bubblehead doll of President Obama but I wasn't able to do that. So, for the purpose of this segment, this cookie right here is going to represent President Barack Obama! Now, I'm trying to figure out which side of the cookie best represents our 'esteemed' president, the backside or the frosty side? Well, since the president seems to be multi-racial, we'll go with the frosty side! ...This is President Obama, the messiah, if you know what I mean! Anyway...
As we try to calibrate the camera overhere. bear with me. This is a very low budget operation! I'm going to try to explain to you what I mean by president Obama moving to the 'right.' In order for me to try to explain that, we're going to have to bring out the infamous globe! It's back! You could look at it this way; I'm bringing you the world! Hey, it's a joke; Lighten up...laugh! We'll set this boy overhere now. You need to focus on the globe, not me. I'm going to demonstrate to you right now how I think Obama's moving to the 'right!'
Remember, this is the messiah, President Obama. This is the United States. This is D.C., somewhere overhere. Hey, look at the sun, ha ha! President Obama's right here. This is when he was elected, back in '08. Let's see what our 'esteemed' president has done since he's been in office! One of Obama's so called 'accomplishments' is Obamacare. That moved the president all the way to the left coast, the Pacific! The bailouts move Obama further to the left (the cookie starts to crumble, not good.) The stimulus package...He's going to let the Bush tax cuts expire. That's called a tax hike, so...Where is he? He's in the Soviet Union! That's not good! He keeps moving further to the left! So far So far, our 'esteemed' president has appointed 2 Liberal, radical, left wing judges to the supreme court! Oh, you see what's happening here? Since the world is round, our president keeps moving to the left, you see how he's almost ending up on the 'right?!' The president seems to support the mosque at ground zero! He's going left!...How far to the left can President Obama go before he ends up on the 'right?!' The world is round; It's not flat! So, if President Obama keeps going to the left, he's going to end up somewhere he doesn't want to be...on the 'right!' Where did he end up? President Obama ended up in EUROPE! What the hell! He's still on the left! He ended up on the left; He ended up in Europe! I'll be a son of a bitch!
You see, a leopard cannot change its colors! Once a lefty always a lefty! President Obama ended up on the left! Even (with) the world being round, he ended up on the frickin' left! I'll be a son of a bitch! Well, I guess that's the way the old cookie...CRUMBLES! That's the way the cookie crumbles, my friends! Obama's still on the left! Oh what a frickin' mess I'm going to have to clean up overhere now!
Oh, don't cry, you Obama zombies! Don't cry! I can see it already, the Obama zombies cry 'that mean ugly guy on the internet is insulting my beloved Barack once again! Oh, don't cry! They're crying already! I can see it. My other Obama videos seem to get everybody on the left all riled up! OO, Rosie O'Donnell's crying, oh! He's attacking my beloved Barack! Joy Behar...the bitch from "The View," she's crying! Look at that! Let me wipe your tears; You lefties are all crying!...Uncle Jorge will take care of you! Don't cry! It's alright. It's only a stupid video! Ain't I a son of a bitch?!!! Ha ha ha!"
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