Telephone Business Etiquette & Software : How to Create Funny Answering Machine Greetings

When recording a funny answering machine message, speak slowly and be concise so the person calling will be able to understand the joke. Record a funny answering machine message for the right audience with the tips in this free video on telephone technology from a call center supervisor and trainer.

Expert: Kathy Robshaw
Contact: www.TelephoneEffectiveness.com
Bio: Kathy Robshaw set up the first out-bound business-to-business call center in England many years ago.
Filmmaker: Christopher Rokosz

Category:

Science & Technology

Tags:

• telephone
• home electronics
• phones
• cell phones
• iphones
• answering machines
• international calls

[VargasChan]

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[transform29]

a good effort!

[NatiOnni]

This is the (last name, best 3 syllables) home

Sorry that we can't answer the phone

Please leave you message loud and clear

We'll call you back when we're here

If you can make your message rhyme

We'll call you back in half the time

And if you leave a message at all...

We'll DEFINITELY be sure to return your call.

[AmazingEnglishEsL]

Interesting but a real teacher would not do it like this... Sorry I've got the real diplomas for Linguistics which includes teacher education.. and Simultaneous Conference Interpretation.

[guitar31crazy]

no, thats not funny. mine is funny. it goes, hi this not a answering machine, but a telepathic thought recording device, so think your name, number, and reason fro calling, and i'lll think about returning your call.