Charlie Brooker on My Sweet 16

Fortunately for whining snotface, the party goes with a bang: she enters looking every inch the cosseted flesh-waste she is, and her and her irritating scumbag friends party on into the night, dancing, shrieking, acting like pillocks, and generally making you feel like getting down on your knees and praying for a nuclear holocaust.

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[teh1337meister]

If I ever give someone a $67,000 gift and get screamed at for 'ruining their life', no matter who they are, I'm literally going to kill them.

[LittleRainbowMiss]

My sweet 16: No presents, couple of friends over and a cake. And I had fun.

[i69edurdad]

If someone spent £100,000 on my 16th birthday I'd be found a week later face down in a bath of cocaine dead.

[AlexLong1000]

@LittleRainbowMiss Mine was a few friends over, some alcohol, and some new video games. I too had fun.

[artifactingreality]

@LittleRainbowMiss in america youre not allowed to have fun without money.

[MrDaraghkinch]

@LittleRainbowMiss My 16th was 6 cans of Dutch Gold in an abandoned gaf. Puke, broken glass, puke, deathly hangover, puke. It was fuckin' horrible!

[iluvhopndballet]

I love it! I'm a girl and I can't stand spoilt selfish brats!! If mum bought me that car I d be way too ecstatic, oh wait but we dnt hv that money so dream on! I d beat the shot outa that girl!!

[anonymouslolxD]

When he punches with the black gloves, it reminds me of The Apprentice!

[Anergyne]

@iluadamsevani If I were the mom, I wouldn't spoil her or turn her into a self-centered, ungrateful cunt.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@MrStudyfreak Um, this is Charlie Brooker. He's a famous TV critic and journalist in the UK.