Bad Poetry!

A challenge for all you poets!!
(and me making strange faces)

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[leftysergeant]

Bukowski Dawn: My mouth tastes like the bottom of a bird cage and my hair hurts/ And who is that woman in my bed and did we get it on/ I actually hope we didn't, and I hope she drove her own car to get here

[AliasSpecWriter]

hahaha! I actually like that one!

(oooo, you know you're in pain when your hair hurts!)

[leftysergeant]

GAHHH! It's 0300 here and i wanted to look at one more vid and then get some sleep, and then here you are, making all those faces and getting me laughing, then you go and challenge my mind. Challenge us to something easy, will you. Like not thinking of a white horse.

Once I actually think about something, I have a hard time deliberately screwing it up, short of setting fire to it.

(Walking away muttering in an unitelligible foreign language....)

[AliasSpecWriter]

lol! It's a hard challenge, but I thought it would be entertaining ;)

[koryargonic]

An Ode to the Creamy White Substance that I Found Leaking From my Blister Last Morn So Creamy from my foot, Oh painful as you be, I felt content to lick you The whiteness that I see. How blistered be your beauty You've turned my toes to red, The one lick that I sought, Twas nausea instead. The urge resumed so strongly, To find your truest taste; But blinded by your sickening, Your flavor comes to waste. I hope you think this qualifies as bad...lol

[AliasSpecWriter]

eeeew, dude! it definately does, lol! *gag*

[MrGuynoirpi]

There once was a man from nantucket.

He smelled really Bad...

so I uh....

didn't like to be around him

[Verceti1]

you're ugly

[leftysergeant]

I think I thought too much.

[xxxSunbeamxxx]

Just popped back to check out the responses!! I must admit - I have failed miserably thus far!!

[janeczka]

Holy crap!

I had a great idea for this, but now I've forgotten it!!

Hopefully it'll come back to me... or not :P