You've just been Phil-ed in

sxephil: http://www.youtube.com/philipdefranco

I've always wanted to say "Gurrrl hold ma earrings" then jump into a fight.
Shit ain't never gunna happen.
If I ever get into a fight, you can be sure I'll be too drunk to say anything more than "Gyurl hjofd mu esaaringfs" and then by the time whoever I'm slurring to goes "Ohhhhh gurrrl why didn't you say so," it won't matter.
Because I'll be knocked the fuck out.
Ahhh cliches. How you elude me.

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