Fortress 2 - Shitcase Cinema review
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where Prof. Bruce? Not the same without him. He could have answered why that cockroach could survive in space!
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Your accent is 80% of the reason these videos work so well. lol
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Huh, whatever happened to the 1st kid, the one they had before, that made the pregnancy in the 1st Fortress movie illegal?
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6.53 - Damn, that Sven Thorson must be in every single action movie ever made at some point in them lol.
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You know what would be good is after a woman gives birth is getting her tubes tied. There's either that or throwing people in the Fortress. Tubes tied costs a lot less...
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@ChristopherDone So you could actually survive for a little while?! That would be trippy as all hell!
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@shitcasecinema To be fair, the tax payer doesn't have anything to do with this prison, as they say in the first movie, it's a privately owned company. ;-)
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@IggyHazard Oh, I looked it up, interesting: Contrary to popular belief,[24] a person suddenly exposed to the vacuum would not explode, freeze to death or die from boiling blood. Air would immediately leave the lungs due to the enormous pressure gradient. Any oxygen dissolved in the blood would empty into the lungs to try to equalize the partial pressure gradient. Once the deoxygenated blood arrived at the brain, [..] lose consciousness after a few seconds and die of hypoxia within minutes
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@Secundas I think you can survive in space for a couple minutes before you die of exposure, no? Admittedly in the movie he's probably out there for more than a minute dancing around.
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But, hey, with that voice and particular chuckle, Lambert still proves to be likeable, no matter the shit film he is starring in.
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Funny Fortress 2 was made in the same year as Highlander:Endgame, yet Lambert looks 15-20 years younger than in Endgame- a movie in which he's supposed to play an IMMORTAL!
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@mymovienerd bollox! whot accaynt, m8?
Dear Shitcasecinema I have a question for you thats completely irrelevant to this review you did.
A few years ago I bought this Stephen King DVD collection.
The movies were the following : Maximum Overdrive, Silver Bullet and Cat's Eye.
Since I'd seen that you already did the first two, I wonder if you have the same DVD pack.
And my question is (OBVIOUS) are you going to review CE?
Wich is the most boring piece of shit ever, well except for Zardoz, wich you made me see.(Damn you and my Penis!)
m4rtyr3r 1 year ago 2
@m4rtyr3r Yeah I have that very boxset. Cat's Eye may come along some day. Most boring piece of shit...too many. Dead Man's Hand.
shitcasecinema 1 year ago 6