The Original Stephen Colbert Song

The song of stephen colbert that talks about the character of this man.

Lyrics:
He shows the way in the path to Truthiness
He never tells you what is wrong with those Republicans
He changes known facts on Wikipedia
He knows what needs to be done

Chorus:
He is Steven Colbert!
If God had another son, it would be you
He is Steven Colbert!
Its a monumental honor to be you.

The truth does not lie in elitest text books
its your gut, thats what he believes
He has the love of our president, you, and me
Unless you're gay or part of the liberal media.

Born from the genius of Jon Stewart himself
Born from the bossom of the eagle itself
Blessed from the blood of Jesus himself,
If God had another son...

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[warah110]

Stephen Colbert would be proud. :D

[dsongwriterjy]

cool

[Okushar]

Stephen Colbert is a democrat in real life.

He takes a sarcastic approach to make fun of conservatives, and the occasional left-wing.

LOOK HIM UP ON WIKIPEDIA YOU RETARDS

[brabrabrabrabrandon]

stephen colbert is actually a liberal who mocks conservatives ALONG with jon stewart.

the libs love him.

where do you get the idea that he's even slightly conservative?

[pingtv]

@Okushar dude, there's something called sarcasm. LOOK THAT UP ON WIKIPEDIA

[BananaBreakable]

@chromeagle XD Hahahaha! I laugh at your ignorance and stupididty! :D XD

[chromeagle]

@BananaBreakable 1st: Colbert is a liberal in real life who plays a character thats conservative. Conservatives aren't funny the way he is. They're too busy getting their panties in a bunch over health care and gov't.

2nd: Everyone you just mentioned is a crazy right-wing pundit. Colbert, along with Stewart, are political satirists.

THEY MAKE FUN OF POLITICIANS! 3rd: Liberals have real visionaries like Ed Schultz, Bill Maher, Keith Olberman, Jon Stewart, and of course, Stephen Colbert!

[chromeagle]

@Okushar wouldn't he change his wikipedia page?

[daj8989]

@EFFDBMX3 you know i never reply to these shit but i had to on this one.

go fuck yourself and have a nice day

[EFFDBMX3]

Banana breakable you are a retard. I would break your banana I'd I had the opportunity

[EFFDBMX3]

IMHO This is really bad, sorry dude. I never comment on you tube but I had to for this. Practice your chords and stop forcing your voice let it flow naturally. I know your not trying to win any awards but hearing this just kinda sucked so yeah.... Btw ALL he does is say what's wrong w/ republicans, it's a satire it's not to be taken literally what so ever.

[BananaBreakable]

Liberals try to claim Colbert as one of their own because they don't have anyone to represent them other than a boring Sweedish fucker and a lame ass Jew. We, on the other hand, have great visionaries like Beck, Limbaugh, O'Reilly and of course Colbert.

[ojohnnyj]

@Okushar lol retard though your point is probably true don't quote wikipedia people change that shit everyday bro

[caleblewis87]

much better indeed. sorry.